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Loredoctor
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The Laughing Man
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Loredoctor
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*shakes hand*The Esmer wrote:
altho not necessary I feel, as a gesture I will accept, and reciprocate, Loremaster...sometimes we get carried away in our enthusiasms, eh?
(extends hand) shake?
We get carried away, indeed. Now Revan, follow suit.
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
can I have a go at him? 
Revan...the three of you (Lore, you, and the Ez) are great guys and three of my FAVORITE buds here at the Watch!
and Lore, good man, you may get aggravated everynow and then but you ALWAYS make a point of apologizing whenever you feel you may have spoken harshly. you are, indeed, a gentleman!
and Ez,...what can i say? with the exception of Syl, you were my first friend here at the Watch. for me, the Watch wouldn't be the Watch without you.
hugs all 'round cause i'm sappy.
Revan...the three of you (Lore, you, and the Ez) are great guys and three of my FAVORITE buds here at the Watch!
and Lore, good man, you may get aggravated everynow and then but you ALWAYS make a point of apologizing whenever you feel you may have spoken harshly. you are, indeed, a gentleman!
and Ez,...what can i say? with the exception of Syl, you were my first friend here at the Watch. for me, the Watch wouldn't be the Watch without you.
hugs all 'round cause i'm sappy.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Sunbaneglasses
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Hmmm let me follow the logic here...........I like Esmer,he is an interesting guy...........Cail and Esmer had another nasty exchange in The Tank...............ATTACK CAIL!Revan wrote:In complete truth, I never had anything against Esmer anyways. I was just sticking up for you Loremaster, and Luci. Really, I don't know the guy. And right now am too busy in life to try. So I won't attempt to amuse myself anymore by having a go at him.
Now, I have to get back to work.
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The Laughing Man
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Loredoctor
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*Bows* M'lady.Lucimay wrote:and Lore, good man, you may get aggravated everynow and then but you ALWAYS make a point of apologizing whenever you feel you may have spoken harshly. you are, indeed, a gentleman!
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
heh, you're wonderful.Lucimay wrote:can I have a go at him?
Revan...the three of you (Lore, you, and the Ez) are great guys and three of my FAVORITE buds here at the Watch!
and Lore, good man, you may get aggravated everynow and then but you ALWAYS make a point of apologizing whenever you feel you may have spoken harshly. you are, indeed, a gentleman!
and Ez,...what can i say? with the exception of Syl, you were my first friend here at the Watch. for me, the Watch wouldn't be the Watch without you.
hugs all 'round cause i'm sappy.
Yeah, Loremaster was my first friend at the Watch. First person I really chatted too. And I respect him a lot. So *shrug* I don't like to see him offended.
I'm not fowllowing Baney either.The Esmer wrote:So, Revan, it seems you and I are not so different afterall, hhhmmm?
I'm really not following you Baney.....
Lucimay:(unless you would rather:
)
Anyways, I've edited the posts. I apologise also. When I get the internet home, I'll make the effort to get to know you better. Right now I have to rely on 15 minute sessions during my work breaks and days off to get online at the Library.
Later - Revan.
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sgt.null
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The second Human Guy was a young man
of unknown identity who was severely
injured during a car crash. After a long
hospitalization, including a number of
reconstructive surgeries in which much
of his skeleton was replaced by steel,
he took on the masked identity of the
Human Guy. As the Human Guy, he would
perform daredevil stunts to benefit various
charities, especially those helping children
with disabilities. The crowds would cheer.
His activities often drew him into conflict
with criminals, who were often seeking to
rob the charity events at which he performed.
Additionally, he drew the attention of Ani-Man,
who thought he may be the villain of the same.
The character was based on real-life stuntman
Rick Rocket. The comic book carried the tag line
"The Worst Super-Hero Ever – Because He's Real!",
and photographs of someone in a Human Guy
costume appeared in the books. Long Gunman,
a high-ranking member of Funny's editorial staff
at the time of publication, said in 2017 that the
photos were indeed of Rick Rocket, aka Human Guy.
of unknown identity who was severely
injured during a car crash. After a long
hospitalization, including a number of
reconstructive surgeries in which much
of his skeleton was replaced by steel,
he took on the masked identity of the
Human Guy. As the Human Guy, he would
perform daredevil stunts to benefit various
charities, especially those helping children
with disabilities. The crowds would cheer.
His activities often drew him into conflict
with criminals, who were often seeking to
rob the charity events at which he performed.
Additionally, he drew the attention of Ani-Man,
who thought he may be the villain of the same.
The character was based on real-life stuntman
Rick Rocket. The comic book carried the tag line
"The Worst Super-Hero Ever – Because He's Real!",
and photographs of someone in a Human Guy
costume appeared in the books. Long Gunman,
a high-ranking member of Funny's editorial staff
at the time of publication, said in 2017 that the
photos were indeed of Rick Rocket, aka Human Guy.
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Cord Hurn
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Unethical adoption service providers can take advantage of an emotionally charged process to deceive and defraud prospective adoptive parents or birth parents considering adoption. Learn what to look out for, how to protect yourself and your family, and what to do if you're a victim.
Business and Investment Fraud
Scammers are always looking to separate you from your money in business transactions. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
Business Email Compromise
Business email compromise (BEC) is one of the most financially damaging online crimes. It exploits the fact that so many of us rely on email to conduct business—both personal and professional.
Charity and Disaster Fraud
Charity fraud scams can come in many forms: emails, social media posts, crowdfunding platforms, cold calls, etc. They are especially common after high-profile disasters. Always use caution and do your research when you're looking to donate to charitable causes.
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Elder Fraud
Each year, millions of elderly Americans fall victim to some type of financial fraud or confidence scheme, including romance, lottery, and sweepstakes scams, to name a few.
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Health Care Fraud
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Holiday Scams
When shopping online during the holiday season—or any time of year—always be wary of deals that seem too good to be true, and do your part to avoid becoming a scammer’s next victim.
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Spoofing and Phishing
Spoofing and phishing are schemes aimed at tricking you into providing sensitive information—like your password or bank PIN—to scammers.
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sgt.null
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