Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **Vain** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:19 am

Dromond wrote:Those flippin' SCRATCH CARDS are of the Devil!

Wait!! Vain created them...

Now I'm not too sure if I should implement the lottery...or the stock market....

Post by **Dromond** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:24 am

OH, MAN, YEAH!!

Bring it on! I Wanna Play!
(Seriously, I'm only making fun about the scratch cards--just couldn't get many winners!)

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sat May 17, 2003 6:54 am

I've never won! Given... I've only bought 3...

Post by **Infelice** » Sat May 24, 2003 7:05 am

Checkout cashiers that can't pack your damn groceries properly and crack your eggs and squash your bread and bruise your avocados and your tomatoes are the work of Satan and please don't mention those flipping shopping trolleys that have a mind of their own.....

Post by **Vain** » Sat May 24, 2003 8:16 am

hehehe Someone had a bad day

Post by **Infelice** » Sat May 24, 2003 10:07 am

Gee... How did you guess?

Post by **Damelon** » Sat May 24, 2003 3:46 pm

Dag son of Dag wrote:-A song that is called "Dancing in the moonlight," which actually makes me feel phsyically ill

A rather strong reaction to a song.

Satan must be staying away from me today. I can't think of any of his works.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat May 24, 2003 9:15 pm

Roots (I hate the way, when you're racing with puppies, that they trip you. And stab you in the foot, when you're barefoot.)
Puppies that stare at you all sad after you've given them a haircut ('nuf said)
Country music (again, 'nuf said)
ALL FLYING INSECTS (Oh God, don't get me started. When Samadhi and I were kids, he got stung by a wasp. I think that's why Moksha likes bugs so much. They hurt people. I'm allergic to bees, wasps, hornets, and almost all flying insects)
-Puppies that think you're their food.
-Dreams that you're a pie eating another pie.
-Comas where you go to the freggin Land and you're a Raver who is forced to wear the pink princess outfit, and you can never get revenge properly, because you're wearing a dress.
-Times when you're so sick that you're coughing up blood.
-F&F having LF's Illearth Stone.
-Senile cats.

I can think of more, I assure you.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat May 24, 2003 9:30 pm

Turiya Foul wrote: -F&F having LF's Illearth Stone.

I wish you had it, now that I HAVE THE SUNBANE

! *spreads a lovin' spoonful of Despite over this thread, With A Little Help From My Sunbane

*

Heil Sunbane!

HEIL!

*Sheds a tear*

It's . . .it's beautiful!

Oh, by the way! I *HATE* senile cats! Feed them to bigger, more senile cats

, I say! YESSSSSS!!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat May 24, 2003 9:37 pm

*whispers to LF* "Why don't we blackmail F&F into giving us the Stone? My third cousin is a Merwive. You know how they act when they're around Merwives. hehehe...

Post by **[Syl]** » Sun May 25, 2003 11:31 am

The simple melody of the merwives is a nursery rhyme compared to the august might of the Forestal's Song. My sister Taiga Tzu is proof against your paltry plots.

Post by **caamora** » Sun May 25, 2003 7:12 pm

Rod Stewart is from the devil because his voice grates on my nerves like fingernails on a blackboard!
My ex- husband who religiously listens to his demons rather than his angels!
Tardiness because I am anally punctual and hate to be kept waiting!
All insects need to be destroyed because they are ugly and I have to get my 12 year old son to kill them for me when they get into the house!

Egocentricity because I can't stand people who think that they are the center of the universe and are unwilling to view the world from someone else's point of view[/b]

Post by **Infelice** » Mon May 26, 2003 3:45 am

Flipping movie ushers that make you leave the theatre before you get to see if there are movie previews following the credits.

Post by **Dromond** » Mon May 26, 2003 4:33 am

Yes Caamora, Rod Stewart is of the devil! have you seen the South Park episode focusing on him? Hilarious!

Post by **caamora** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:41 pm

Sorry, Drommond, I don't watch South Park! Lately I've been trying to cut down on my TV time. Seems I'm spending more time on this discussion forum!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Tue May 27, 2003 8:32 pm

OH GOD, GOT YOU ALL BEAT!

The worst thing EVER is waking up in the middle of the night cause of a cramp in your calf or your GROIN! AHHH!!

I had one so bad last night--my calf muscle is still sore, and it's 4:20 in the afternoon! It felt so serious--during the cramp I was thinking, "Oh my god, did some kind of spider bite my leg or something?" Felt so painful--felt like some kind of acid was inside my calf muscle, and the muscle was curling up real tight, in a way similar to how a slug reacts to salt.

Post by **Infelice** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:24 pm

Ouch!

Post by **[Syl]** » Tue May 27, 2003 11:30 pm

I used to get cramps like that all the time. Worse than waking up in the middle of the night is having one while you're over at your friend's house and your friend, his sister, and all his sister's teenage friends are standing around and laughing at you because the pain's making you turn all red, making funny faces, and uttering the longest, most obscene tirades imaginable.

And it just happened to be 4:20 eh?

Somebody once told me I needed more potassium, magnesium, or salt in my diet, but I think it was just some weird physical phase.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed May 28, 2003 12:05 am

Yep, I was thinking that as I wrote it. When I did a paint project for my school, it was of the town's clock tower. Painted it on a huge door, and now it's displayed in the Rome Chamber of Commerce. Guess what time was on it?

My whole body was cramped during football camp. A kid came in who looked old enough to be a trainer, and he looked at me on my bed in my little room and said, "Hi, I'm a trainer, let me see what's wrong." I was laid down as flat as possible, just like he told me to. I told him, "Well, I got cramps here and here--"

I didn't finish the sentence. The next thing I knew, in a rush through the door, all my fellow teammates were dog piling me.

Post by **Infelice** » Wed May 28, 2003 2:54 am

Hmmm....that's one way to treat a cramp I suppose

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Things that are the work of Satan