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Well we do have wombats that are up to 84 pounds or 38 kg .. well at least one
and at 29 years of age, Patrick is the world's oldest and largest known living common Wombat ... so yeah about half the size of a tiger
But there are no tigers down under .. well apart from the Tassie tiger
They are lovable pests .. but weigh far more on the lovable side so long as they havent dug up your foundations to YOUR habitat
They do flatten my flower beds .. and have dug under a garden shed
but Id never kill them or remove them. We try and live around them .. afterall they were definitely here first 
Fortunately they dont spray or make a racket like raccoons and possums. We have possums here but they are really cute little guys that are possessed by a native demonic source
.. its true .. just listen to them at night ...... shudders 



But there are no tigers down under .. well apart from the Tassie tiger

They are lovable pests .. but weigh far more on the lovable side so long as they havent dug up your foundations to YOUR habitat


They do flatten my flower beds .. and have dug under a garden shed

Fortunately they dont spray or make a racket like raccoons and possums. We have possums here but they are really cute little guys that are possessed by a native demonic source





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Stuck on a plane on the tarmac. Been here 32 minutes past scheduled departure.
People are getting off it as they are going to miss their connecting flights.
The guy behind me keeps hitting my seat out of frustration.
Life is too short to get so pissed off. I call ahead and tell my first meeting that I need to reschedule in my best calm voice.
Others start to calm down. We are funny fellows.
People are getting off it as they are going to miss their connecting flights.
The guy behind me keeps hitting my seat out of frustration.
Life is too short to get so pissed off. I call ahead and tell my first meeting that I need to reschedule in my best calm voice.
Others start to calm down. We are funny fellows.
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He calmed down after he heard me speak on the phone.....Sorus wrote:That would annoy me far more than being stuck on the plane in the first place.Kizza wrote: The guy behind me keeps hitting my seat out of frustration.
Before I made the phone call I did turn around and gave him a confused look though.

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Yeah ok mr specifics nazi
And life is too short to get pissed off about a first world problem like a delayed departure .. as frustrating as that may indeed be
I mean how would they react in a real world crisis?
I reckon save your big gun reactions for something worth a hissy fit ..
Yeah Sorus that would be annoy me more than being stuck on a plane too. I mean worse case scenario you have to do as Kizza did .. "reschedule" or miss an arranged meeting.


And life is too short to get pissed off about a first world problem like a delayed departure .. as frustrating as that may indeed be

I mean how would they react in a real world crisis?

I reckon save your big gun reactions for something worth a hissy fit ..
Yeah Sorus that would be annoy me more than being stuck on a plane too. I mean worse case scenario you have to do as Kizza did .. "reschedule" or miss an arranged meeting.




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Like, "Oh, sorry - I thought you were a five-year-old"?Kizza wrote:He calmed down after he heard me speak on the phone.....Sorus wrote:That would annoy me far more than being stuck on the plane in the first place.Kizza wrote: The guy behind me keeps hitting my seat out of frustration.
Before I made the phone call I did turn around and gave him a confused look though.
Fortunately I have my tongue on a pretty tight leash, and I generally just think things very loudly in their general direction. Some folks...
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Sky, I haven't had any wombats round our parts. We do have a fox and hare/rabbits battle going on in our neighbourhood/neck of the woods, but I havent noticed a massive problem with rabbit holes to this point.
What I have noticed is what the neighbourhood koalas have done to the trees, primarily gum trees, and specifically the Ghost Gum trees. Climbing up and down them they tear the trees to shreds, and as they were most active in our summer the change of season is causing all the marks to stand out so much more.
Before writing this i felt compelled to tell a terrible tale where I convinced a New Zealander new to Australia years ago about "drop bears". It was wrong of me and I have never done it again since. Poor lady was running to and from her car in the belief that the dreaded Aussie drop bear was waiting to prey on her. Proud to say we are friends today.
What I have noticed is what the neighbourhood koalas have done to the trees, primarily gum trees, and specifically the Ghost Gum trees. Climbing up and down them they tear the trees to shreds, and as they were most active in our summer the change of season is causing all the marks to stand out so much more.
Before writing this i felt compelled to tell a terrible tale where I convinced a New Zealander new to Australia years ago about "drop bears". It was wrong of me and I have never done it again since. Poor lady was running to and from her car in the belief that the dreaded Aussie drop bear was waiting to prey on her. Proud to say we are friends today.
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Well as bad as you do feel .. its pretty funny
We have foxes and they do cause havoc .. which is a great pity really, cos they are rather cute little fellas .. but that appeal soon tarnishes when they go for your livestock.
Kudos for maintaining the friendship to the present .. and no doubt into the future





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and it sucks when the same foxes kill your chooks.Skyweir wrote:
Well as bad as you do feel .. its pretty funny![]()
We have foxes and they do cause havoc .. which is a great pity really, cos they are rather cute little fellas .. but that appeal soon tarnishes when they go for your livestock.
Kudos for maintaining the friendship to the present .. and no doubt into the future
We have lost chickens and ducks over the years, and what makes it worse is the buggers bite the heads off the birds and then just leave the bodies behind. I am assured that this is a sign of parents training their young, but it doesnt make it any better. Especially when you have named the bloody birds. I still miss Paris Hilton!
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How did foxes get to Oz? (Is that how you spell it? {Oz, not foxes}). Got to be an introduced species. On their proclivities in the chicken direction - yes, they're 'bad muthas' indeed ........ but just doing their fox thing; it's the way of the fox - no more, no less. Shame though........


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Kizza wrote:and it sucks when the same foxes kill your chooks.Skyweir wrote:
Well as bad as you do feel .. its pretty funny![]()
We have foxes and they do cause havoc .. which is a great pity really, cos they are rather cute little fellas .. but that appeal soon tarnishes when they go for your livestock.
Kudos for maintaining the friendship to the present .. and no doubt into the future
We have lost chickens and ducks over the years, and what makes it worse is the buggers bite the heads off the birds and then just leave the bodies behind. I am assured that this is a sign of parents training their young, but it doesnt make it any better. Especially when you have named the bloody birds. I still miss Paris Hilton!

"Paris Hilton" kinda fitting though dont ya think .. its her usual end in slasher films


Nah sorry Kizza .. yeah they do chew the heads off .. their MO is to take one .. and kill the rest .. lol .. prolly so they cant "squeal" on them

Truly .. they are the worst.
Pete they were introduced by the Brits .. in their great wisdom .. just like rabbits






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I was once tuberculin testing cattle on a farm in the west-coutry when, as we walked from one pasture to another down a lane the farmer suddenly swiped down his walking staff with a terrific thwack. I looked down to see the baby rabbit he had killed, no bigger than the palm of your hand, and back up to the laughing response in his eyes to my shock. Nah - sorry Sky, we have to differ on this one; to me no animal is ever a pest - it's just following its way. 

President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
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"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
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Thats absolutely correct .. they are just following their programming .. its what we all do... and yes definitely it IS about their inconvenience to us.
Kinda like the wombat who crushes my flowers and digs tunnels under my out buildings .. lol

I truly wish we could all live in a paradisiacal existence .. where we would just let all live and let live ..
But if I see a brown snake .. I will prefer its death to mine or my pets or my livestock.
And I raise bunnies .. and I could never kill a baby bunny and .. definitely not laugh after.
Today I went to buy a peacock for my peahen .. and back to the place I stayed and cared for a new born kid goat .. I got to see her and since Id been there the other females bar one .. had their kids and there were 7 kids in total and they were sooooooo adorable .. and I got to play with them and cuddle them .. took Revan with us and he got to see and pat them too. It was really lovely .. the weather was attrocious and cold .. for the first day of spring .. cheers climate

Kinda like the wombat who crushes my flowers and digs tunnels under my out buildings .. lol

I truly wish we could all live in a paradisiacal existence .. where we would just let all live and let live ..

But if I see a brown snake .. I will prefer its death to mine or my pets or my livestock.

And I raise bunnies .. and I could never kill a baby bunny and .. definitely not laugh after.

Today I went to buy a peacock for my peahen .. and back to the place I stayed and cared for a new born kid goat .. I got to see her and since Id been there the other females bar one .. had their kids and there were 7 kids in total and they were sooooooo adorable .. and I got to play with them and cuddle them .. took Revan with us and he got to see and pat them too. It was really lovely .. the weather was attrocious and cold .. for the first day of spring .. cheers climate






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