Sorus made me laugh until I squirted tears AGAIN today. I came back from helping a customer and Sorus was cutting out "Last One Clearance" tags and I was in a silly mood so I asked her, "Are you putting Derek's brain cell on clearance?" She didn't miss a beat and responded with, "You know we can't sell the penny items." Ah Sorus, your amazing quick wit is such a joy to be around.
To explain penny items, when stuff is discontinued for not selling or because it was a seasonal item, it gets put on clearance status for a specific amount of time in which the pricing drops lower and lower if it doesn't sell. At some point they give up and the status drops to donation only, but to keep track of the actual inventory it remains in the system priced at one penny until it is pulled and donated. Thus the expression penny items.
On other funny notes. I was in the bathroom today and realized I could see the floor tile through the worn so thin it was almost non existent strip of material along the inside thigh seam of my pants legs on both sides and along the crotch.

I spent the rest of the day worrying that people could see my bright turquoise underwear and my pasty pale white girl thighs when I bent over or walked so I kinda walked funny all day and avoided bending over at all by crouching instead. It's actually a bit sad since this pair are my favorite work pants but I guess that's precisely why they are so worn out. Guess I will have to hit Ross for cheap work pants tomorrow before I go in. I have a few pairs but I wanted to get some more anyway. Now I must go work on my dissection...