Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:07 am**

George Bush will grow a brain, Pigs will fly, All wars will end and the world will live in perfect peace and harmony before I become a vegan. A world with no meat and dairy is a world that I would not find worth living in. Gimmee steaks, RARE steaks, chicken, lamb, pork, fish, meatses of all kinds, venison, duck, rabbit..... gimmee cheese, lot's of cheese, whipped cream, eggs over medium on a bed of corned beef hash......yeah, no way in HELL am I EVER EVER EVER even remotely going to be a vegetarian, let alone a vegan.

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:12 am**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:George Bush will grow a brain, Pigs will fly, All wars will end and the world will live in perfect peace and harmony before I become a vegan. A world with no meat and dairy is a world that I would not find worth living in. Gimmee steaks, RARE steaks, chicken, lamb, pork, fish, meatses of all kinds, venison, duck, rabbit..... gimmee cheese, lot's of cheese, whipped cream, eggs over medium on a bed of corned beef hash......yeah, no way in HELL am I EVER EVER EVER even remotely going to be a vegetarian, let alone a vegan.

Now, I love *you*!

(you just made this the dirtiest thread ever and I don't think you even know it. reread Peven's post.

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Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:08 am**

No my darling HLT, I read his post and understood it just fine.... I'm still not a vegan!

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:12 am**

I reckon he's just a complete twat...

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:26 am**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:George Bush will grow a brain, Pigs will fly, All wars will end and the world will live in perfect peace and harmony before I become a vegan. A world with no meat and dairy is a world that I would not find worth living in. Gimmee steaks, RARE steaks, chicken, lamb, pork, fish, meatses of all kinds, venison, duck, rabbit..... gimmee cheese, lot's of cheese, whipped cream, eggs over medium on a bed of corned beef hash......yeah, no way in HELL am I EVER EVER EVER even remotely going to be a vegetarian, let alone a vegan.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:No my darling HLT, I read his post and understood it just fine.... I'm still not a vegan!

what a woman. a rare gem indeed.

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:56 am**

I a soooo getting banned for this, seriously, do not read the spoiler. Just don't. DON'T DON'T SERIOUSLY DON'T READ IT!

Spoiler

I am so getting banned for this but hey, nothing wrong with a protein shake.....

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:52 am**

Stop that ! Stop that! This thread has become far too silly.

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:44 pm**

Yeah! Cut it out!

dw

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:05 pm**

What?
You want us to stop?
You got to be dicking me!
Are you serious?

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:03 pm**

Maybe we should stop poking fun at that poor schmo. Do you think it's fair to emasculate him to this degree?

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:45 am**

Well, Jenn, I think he emasculated himself. We only pointed out his folly.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:45 am**

That's ok. He can handle it.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:44 am**

And if he can't handle it, he can go out and get another stiff one. . . a drink that is.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:24 am**

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:21 pm**

So, have we sufficiently trimmed the wick on this one, or shall we take another stab at it?

dw

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:58 pm**

I wanna have one more poke at it.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:12 pm**

Yes, I feel we haven't yet probed the depths of this mystery. Still, if anyone is offended, we can cut matters short. Can any offer any tips?

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:14 pm**

All right, then. "Once more, into the breeches..."

dw

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:17 pm**

I'm so happy to extend this.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:39 pm**

I don't want to implant too many ideas into anyone's head but is there anything that really needs to be added to lenghten this situation?

Kevin's Watch

Ouch !!! That's gotta hurt.