A new KW site is coming (April Fools 2008)
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[Syl]
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April Fools, suckas. You can't get rid of me that easily.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
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High Lord Tolkien
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Did anyone get my TBHT reference? TBHT = "Terry Brooks Hack Team"
That's ok, I make myself laugh.
That's ok, I make myself laugh.
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
See that it doesn't happen again!matrixman wrote:I can't believe all this uproar just because I unintentionally dissed one of Cail's favorite Frampton albums...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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iQuestor
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Vain, I dont know how to tell you this, but your new site sucks. I mean, not that the artwork or layout of KW now doesnt suck, but we have humored you guys because some of the posts are fun and some of the avatars are kinda hot.
I have seen this site degrade over the past year. I know the Watchies were rigged, I mean, c'mon -- Avatar probably didnt even write that piece for Pantheon himself, fercryinoutloud -- And poems, hell the other ones didn't even rhyme. How much did you people have to pay him? How do you live with yourselves, looking at those awards on your walls, living the high life with your champagne and your papparatzis and your cute little watchie bitmaps.
And that wasn't enough for you, Vain , was it. You needed more. -- you brought back White Gold Dollars, as if SRD's genius could be enhanced by mere currency. watchers are now selling their opinions to the highest bidder; hell, Fistys pimping out his services at 10 WGD's a pop. Now your selling us overpriced used bitmaps at 100% profit. And the watcher sheep are just lining up at your evil trough for it, arent they, Vain?
All in fun you say? WGD Ho, I say.
And the 'Tank -- I used to believe we were making a difference in there. I thought the debate was honest, the emotions were true. It was exciting, it was fun, to see Esmer and Cail and Null go at it. EL coming in with his tortured worldview, and Malik, with his Philospohy degree and his brute force attacks. And Cail, Cail -- whom I looked up to ... and Prebe, with his cool intellect. And Lord Mhoram, HLT -- Ah, my heart!
Lies. All Lies.
See, I had a hunch, Pal, and I did some checking. Oh yes. And you know what I have found, didn't you? Oh yes, I am going there.
They all have your IP address, buddy. All of them. every one. Coincidence? Oh, I think not.
So, Whats that about, Vain? All these posters got the same IP Addresses? You maybe got something you want to tell us, now? You got some kinda sick frat party going on over there in your little personal DisneyWorld from Hell?
Sick Little party in your head, is more like it.
Thats right, I said it: Vain is living a lie, people.
There is no Cail, No Malik. Esmer doesn't exist, and Plissken is a figment as well. and Null -- dear sweet Null -- you made him up too. Cail. HLT. Mhoram. EL. Camera Man Jenn.
You made us love them Vain. But they're all lies.
You are a sick, sad, strange little man, Vain. And now the truth is out.
You should have never made me a Mod, Vain. You should have known I'd find the truth. Should have known I wouldn't play along.
I should have taken the blue pill. I should have gone back to my pod and lived the lie. But I can't go back. Youve ruined it for me with your fee-based dissections and your one-on-one with SRD. Oh, your good Vain. Real good.
People, Dont buy what Vain is selling. move away from the light, I don't care how beautiful it is, it will suck dry your soul and replace it with white gold dollars and corruption and google ads.
I am out of here, and I am taking my ball with me.
I have seen this site degrade over the past year. I know the Watchies were rigged, I mean, c'mon -- Avatar probably didnt even write that piece for Pantheon himself, fercryinoutloud -- And poems, hell the other ones didn't even rhyme. How much did you people have to pay him? How do you live with yourselves, looking at those awards on your walls, living the high life with your champagne and your papparatzis and your cute little watchie bitmaps.
And that wasn't enough for you, Vain , was it. You needed more. -- you brought back White Gold Dollars, as if SRD's genius could be enhanced by mere currency. watchers are now selling their opinions to the highest bidder; hell, Fistys pimping out his services at 10 WGD's a pop. Now your selling us overpriced used bitmaps at 100% profit. And the watcher sheep are just lining up at your evil trough for it, arent they, Vain?
All in fun you say? WGD Ho, I say.
And the 'Tank -- I used to believe we were making a difference in there. I thought the debate was honest, the emotions were true. It was exciting, it was fun, to see Esmer and Cail and Null go at it. EL coming in with his tortured worldview, and Malik, with his Philospohy degree and his brute force attacks. And Cail, Cail -- whom I looked up to ... and Prebe, with his cool intellect. And Lord Mhoram, HLT -- Ah, my heart!
Lies. All Lies.
See, I had a hunch, Pal, and I did some checking. Oh yes. And you know what I have found, didn't you? Oh yes, I am going there.
They all have your IP address, buddy. All of them. every one. Coincidence? Oh, I think not.
So, Whats that about, Vain? All these posters got the same IP Addresses? You maybe got something you want to tell us, now? You got some kinda sick frat party going on over there in your little personal DisneyWorld from Hell?
Sick Little party in your head, is more like it.
Thats right, I said it: Vain is living a lie, people.
There is no Cail, No Malik. Esmer doesn't exist, and Plissken is a figment as well. and Null -- dear sweet Null -- you made him up too. Cail. HLT. Mhoram. EL. Camera Man Jenn.
You made us love them Vain. But they're all lies.
You are a sick, sad, strange little man, Vain. And now the truth is out.
You should have never made me a Mod, Vain. You should have known I'd find the truth. Should have known I wouldn't play along.
I should have taken the blue pill. I should have gone back to my pod and lived the lie. But I can't go back. Youve ruined it for me with your fee-based dissections and your one-on-one with SRD. Oh, your good Vain. Real good.
People, Dont buy what Vain is selling. move away from the light, I don't care how beautiful it is, it will suck dry your soul and replace it with white gold dollars and corruption and google ads.
I am out of here, and I am taking my ball with me.
Becoming Elijah has been released from Calderwood Books!
Korik's Fate
It cannot now be set aside, nor passed on...
Korik's Fate
It cannot now be set aside, nor passed on...
If I'm not me, Heavingbreast Cailfondler is going to be very upset.
And we don't want that.
And we don't want that.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Vain, I love it. It was everything I expected. 
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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aliantha
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Vain: You are an evil, evil man.
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Way to make me choke on my apple, danlo! So that's y'all's game, is it? You're out to make the rest of us die laughing so you'll have the Watch to yourselves! Well, you're not going to get rid of me THAT easily!!!danlo wrote:...bottomfeeders...
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"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
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vain, you turdlet.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Cameraman Jenn
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I love Vain. He's a total Goober.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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