Kevin's Watch

"He pressed down hard on her accelerator, and she squealed like a worn out tyre on a tarmac road."

I stand corrected. Auto repair shop it is. Go to it, Jenn!

What the hell am I reading????

*heart flutter*
Oh, Alex...
*dreamy sigh*

...yeah, yeah, dAN.
Other than film's Legolas, A Clockwork Orange's Alex steals my heart.

I'm singing in the rain
...just singing in the rain.

Wow Menolly- are you the kind of gal that sends death row inmates love letters?

Cambo wrote:Wow Menolly- are you the kind of gal that sends death row inmates love letters?

i have met those women at work...

Cambo wrote:Wow Menolly- are you the kind of gal that sends death row inmates love letters?

Nah.
He's a secret flame.
If I were to ever actually meet someone like that, I would run far, far away...

But oh, I do love that character.
He's much better in the book, though.

Where's Jenn, anyhow? Hopefully she's busy writing this epic novel...

And...there should be a cameras with a steamed up lens and erotic poses by the ripped dude, since, afterall, she is a Camerman

sindatur wrote:And...there should be a cameras with a steamed up lens and erotic poses by the ripped dude, since, afterall, she is a Camerman

Something about this post caused my train of thought to jump to a different track, killing all passengers, destroying all the cargo, in the process...

Can a change be made to "CameraPERSON Jenn," cuz "CameraMAN Jenn" is now bringing images that I want OUT OF MY HEAD!

Vraith wrote:

sindatur wrote:And...there should be a cameras with a steamed up lens and erotic poses by the ripped dude, since, afterall, she is a Camerman

Something about this post caused my train of thought to jump to a different track, killing all passengers, destroying all the cargo, in the process...

Can a change be made to "CameraPERSON Jenn," cuz "CameraMAN Jenn" is now bringing images that I want OUT OF MY HEAD!

That would be up to her, it's her moniker, LOL.

Do you generally call a female Mailman a Mailperson (That doesn't sound like it resolves the issue, because, afterall, Mail sounds just like Male)

I think titles ending "man" fall under the same generic meaning as "All men are created equal", where man doesn't mean male, it means Human.

Letter Carrier.

"make the male lead a prude"

Don't bother with this one. It's too cliche at this point. Guys are always waiting for girls to make the first move, girls are probably sick and tired of it at this point.

I mean, this is just if you want to appeal to the younger demographic.

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Letter Carrier.

But, what if she's carrying a box containing Jenn's "Bodice Ripper"?

Sorry guys, that pesky real life stuff got in the way. Prepping for and partying at a barbecue.

I'll start working on it tonight.

sindatur wrote:But, what if she's carrying a box containing Jenn's "Bodice Ripper"?

That would be a Carrier of Literary Cunning Linguistics.

Or perhaps a Hot Box-er?

A Sporter of Wood Products?

A Carrier of Erected Literary Constructs?

The list nearly writes itself...

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Sorry guys, that pesky real life stuff got in the way. Prepping for and partying at a barbecue.

I'll start working on it tonight.

Ah man, real life sure does suck ass, doesn't it.

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Letter Carrier.

got a stack of letters, going to stick them in her box...

sindatur wrote:

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Letter Carrier.

But, what if she's carrying a box containing Jenn's "Bodice Ripper"?

I think the official parlance nowadays is "Postal Worker."
Covers all the employees.

Delivery personnel are either "City Carriers" for those who work within the city limits, or "Rural Route Associates."
...I think

ok, wrote an opening...

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