Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2003 6:07 pm
You know, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread, but it sure is funnuy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:12 am
Clint. Foul's got nothin.
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:43 am
Clint to Foul: "Have you ever summoned someone to the Land, that you've realized you shouldn't have f&^$ed with? Well, I'm that man."jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:Clint. Foul's got nothin.
or
"If you summon someone to the Land, you better get a good look at him."
"Vultures need to eat, same as the Worm."
Yeah, Clint would utterly destroy Foul...he wouldn't even need white gold.
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:43 pm
lol...
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said Clint, as he pulled out his Staff .45
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said Clint, as he pulled out his Staff .45
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:03 pm
Clint Eastwood, This is a .44 Magnum.. Powerfull enough to blow your head Clean off, and in all the confusion I cant remember if i fired 5 or 6 shots.....so tell me Drool.... do you feel lucky? well?... do ya punk?
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:03 pm
How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:17 pm
This would be the title and cover of what would be a very short story.
Lord Foul's Creche
Lord Foul's Creche
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:21 pm
Charlton Heston:
Bohold the power of the Earth!!!!
(raises staff and widing arms..parts Hotash Slay -Bloodguard assaults Foul's Creche)
/tells Foul.
Let my people alone!
Bohold the power of the Earth!!!!
(raises staff and widing arms..parts Hotash Slay -Bloodguard assaults Foul's Creche)
/tells Foul.
Let my people alone!
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:26 pm
LOL
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"Let my people alone!"
LOL
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"Let my people alone!"
LOL
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:04 pm
I was WAITING for the Chuckster to be mentioned. I couldn't believe he wasn't in the poll.amanibhavam wrote:How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
How about Ice Cube?
Lord Foul: Down, Groveler!
Ice Cube: D**n, dawg! You know who you messin with?
*Pulls out late-model, oversized handgun, pam, pam, pam*
*thud offscreen*
Ice Cube: What are you lookin' at, you scrawny little cavewight?