Why do only bitter, sarcastic people.......

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:51 pm

......get summoned to the Land? I don't think Thomas Covenant, Linden Avery or Hile Troy are who our government would have chosen to represent them on foreign soil, much less alien soil. I can't help but wondering if a real charismatic go-getter like Arnold Schwartzenegger, Clint Eastwood or Harrison Ford went to the Land. The only downside I can see is that Foul's butt would have been so sincerely kicked by page 50 of the first book, the Chronicles would have been only story #5 in Daughter of Regals.

Post by **hierachy** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:05 pm

Well I voted for George W, cos it would be quite funny if he was in the land

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:07 pm

The best part would have been when he pulled Foul out of his bunker and shined a flashlight in his mouth....

Post by **hierachy** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:12 pm

I think sylester Stalone should have been sent to the land. ~Imagine how great that would have been...

Cos I cant *mumble mumble*.... give up this time... *mumble*... gotta focus.. . beat foul...*mumble mumble*... eye of the tiger...*mumble*... Now it's time for my training montage.

Post by **danlo** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:22 pm

Harrison Ford of course-saying to the Lords--ala Indy: "Trust me..."

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:38 pm

Hierachy wrote:I think sylester Stalone should have been sent to the land. ~Imagine how great that would have been...

Cos I cant *mumble mumble*.... give up this time... *mumble*... gotta focus.. . beat foul...*mumble mumble*... eye of the tiger...*mumble*... Now it's time for my training montage.

ATIARAIN!!!!!!!

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:34 pm

Foul would have had a field day with someone not already acquainted with habit and despair. They would have broke, and Foul would be free.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:59 pm

Hit the nail on the head, Fist.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:19 am

Charlton Heston returns to the Land under the Sunbane:

'You maniacs! You burnt it all up! Oh god damn you! God damn you ALL TO HELL!!!!'

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:21 am

Charlton Heston as Thomas Covenant:

'Don't touch me you damn dirty cavewight!'

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:25 am

Post by **Damelon** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:05 am

Ur Vile,

That's too funny...

Post by **danlo** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:12 am

Heston: "If you want my ring you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers." (oops--I think some1 used that 1 b4!

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Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:14 am

danlo wrote:Heston: "If you want my ring you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers." (oops--I think some1 used that 1 b4! )

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Post by **Blue_Spawn** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:44 am

"The Ur-viles and the Cawerights are the Axis of Evil. We must save the Andelani people. Lord Foul will be brought down for his crimes and acts of Terror. Vote for me."

G W Bush

Post by **UrLord** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:48 am

"Foul, I've had enough of your meanacity. Your reign of terra is over. Don't mess with Texas...I mean Andelain."

Why does it not surprise me to see W among the top contenders so far?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:49 am

LOL!!! i resent my people being labeled as being part of the axis of evil! we serve only our own purposes; most of the time outside of Lord Foul's!

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:54 am

Van Zan would be an appropriate recruit.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:26 am

Gee. What about Bill Shatner?

Post by **Furls Fire** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:36 am

Oh, this thread is so darn funny!!! "Get your hands of me you damn dirty cavewight!"

:LOLS:

crack me up!!!

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