Countdown To 1 Million Posts - October

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:44 am

Shut up; I'm soliloquizing!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:46 am

Now,where was I? O yes, I remember.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:47 am

As if I could ever forget.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:49 am

dANdeLION wrote:Shut up; I'm soliloquizing!

Is that what you are doing?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:51 am

Downtrodden, dejected, and dysfunctional,IL found myself between the legs of the Queen of Harlots; Mallory.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:52 am

aTOMiC wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:Shut up; I'm soliloquizing!
Is that what you are doing?

SHUT. IT.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:15 am

It took me years to muster the self-esteem to leave that open,festering sore of a maggot-infested bung-hole of a leprous, vile, wretched, putrid, nasty, icky, evil, despicable, deplorable, awful; puss-addled, fevered, bile-inducing, vomitous, grody septic, hellhole; and I'm not going back again.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:16 am

Besides, I can't get there anyway.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:17 am

The keeper of the Green Glass Door bars my way.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:19 am

The Bastard!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:21 am

The last time I tried to get past him, he turned me into a newt!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:23 am

(NOW,TOM, IS YOUR TURN TO MAKE A STATEMENT.)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:25 am

An inquiry, perhaps.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:28 am

Something like,and I'm spit-balling here, ' newt?'

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:29 am

Way to be there for me, pal.

Post by **Dread Poet Jethro** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:56 am

dAN, I have to ask...
After turning into newt,
Did you get better?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:37 am

I did; thank you for asking.

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:57 am

Never has so little been said so much by so few.

--A

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:29 am

631 posts so far this month.

4,706 posts to go.

--A

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:29 am

If dAN continues soliloquizing we'll get there tomorrow.

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