ABC Beard Prophecies

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:20 pm

Why can't we all just get along, O Beard?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:28 pm

deer of the dawn wrote:Why can't we all just get along, O Beard?

Indeed.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:54 am

Petty mortals; you never get along!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:20 pm

Uh huh! Sometimes we do.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 4:58 am

Not really

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:39 pm

Yeah huh!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:51 am

Your bickering only proves the Beard's point.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:13 pm

I don't see how.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:36 pm

That's because you're so stupid.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:17 pm

The beard is unpredictable.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:11 am

True; only the Beard can predict the Beard.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:29 am

The Beard predicts that posting in Mallorys will eventually lead to death.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:40 pm

dANdeLION wrote:The Beard predicts that posting in Mallorys will eventually lead to death.

Provided you are posting without sleep, food and water for approximately 72 hours straight.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:33 pm

Anyone who dares to add to the Beard's prophecies will suffer the consequences exponentially.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:08 pm

Because of...reasons.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:15 am

Cosmic forces will converge and destroy the universe........eventually.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:50 pm

Doesn't everyone know?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:31 am

Most clothe themselves in ignorance.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:32 am

Most clothe themselves in ignorance.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:53 pm

dANdeLION wrote:Most clothe themselves in ignorance.

Most can't help themselves.

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