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"I wanted to talk to you sooner, but I just didn't have the nerve."
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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"Will you take my hand in marriage?"
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"I have become Comfortably Numb"
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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"I know I've been all over you all night, but it's only because I like you."
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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"[Come and help me cut] loose, Footloose,
kick off your prosthetic shoes.
Please, don't sneeze,
you might make me lose my knees.
Jack, get back,
come on before we splat.
Lose, you're bruised,
now everybody cut Footloose."
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"So, you wanna come check out my Pot O' Gold? That's right, I'm a leperchaun."
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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"I'd love to see what's under your field-dressing."
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come on baby I'm all man...
whoops, have to change that...
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The hardest part of getting a job at a good company is getting your foot in the door.
I never seem to get it back.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...but I have to stop at 8 because of the amputations."
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...but I have to stop at 8 because of the amputations."
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hey baby, let's go regenerate some nerves in all the right places

or


I was lookin for love in all the wrong places...that's how I got leprosy


I know pretty lame huh?
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Gangreen was the color of my true love's eyes in the morning when we rise...
fall far and well Pilots!
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Wanna shake some booty on the dance floor?
(Hope mine don't wiggle off!)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"Lady, you make my heart pound like a handful of raw hamburger thrown into a jet engine." [sung to your favorite Kenny Rogers tune]
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you make my skin crawl,, but in a good way
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"You make my arm-stumps tingle with joy!"
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Here, let me give you a hand...
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"I'd like to touch green legs of Pam,
I'd like to touch them Sam I am."
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You can pick me up at my place...
and off the driveway, and from the walkway, and...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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