Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:24 pm

Leper quotes game. Cheesy Pick up lines. Don't they just beg to be put together?

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I'll start:

"That dress would look good ... on the floor, next to my thumb!"

(As you can see, I am undaunted by the lack of potential success of a thread ...)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:50 pm

"Pull my finger."

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:07 pm

Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I leave you my face to look at for a while?

Post by **danlo** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:08 pm

"Let me give you a leg up."

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:35 am

Baby, you make my eyes pop out

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:02 am

"Don't touch me....unless you really want to."

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:04 am

"Hey, wanna see a neat trick?
There's nothing up my sleeve..."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:52 am

"Please say you'll go out with me, or I'll fall to pieces."

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:12 am

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"Please say you'll go out with me, or I'll fall to pieces."

Well you don't have to lose your head over it...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:47 pm

I would give you my heart for eternity...really, do you want it?

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:48 pm

Would you like my hand in marriage?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:25 pm

A leper can't change his spots.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:28 pm

"Oh baby, you have such a dis-arming smile... see it waving at you from the bar? And don't get me started about your jaw-dropping good looks [bony clatter] ah ah ah [points to jaw on floor, with a wink and half a smile]"

Post by **drew** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:02 pm

I'd like to give a Visual Survelance of your Extremadies.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:39 pm

"I've got my eyes on you."

"Honey, I'd let you cauterize my wounds anytime."

"Oooh, baby, let's go off and make a Leper-Colony-For-Two somewhere."

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:51 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"Oh baby, you have such a dis-arming smile... see it waving at you from the bar? And don't get me started about your jaw-dropping good looks [bony clatter] ah ah ah [points to jaw on floor, with a wink and half a smile]"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:30 pm

"I'm a leper, and I need some sexual healin! Bless me, caress me, undress me, arrest me, de-pest me, molest me... or maybe I could just buy you a drink? Where are you going?"

Post by **Khat** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:47 am

Hey good looking want a piece of me?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:56 pm

You look troubled...can I lend you an ear. Here, take it but have it back by Thursday!

Post by **Khat** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:32 pm

Do you trust me? Take my Hand ....

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