Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:09 pm**

"I wanted to talk to you sooner, but I just didn't have the nerve."

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:21 pm**

"Will you take my hand in marriage?"

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:04 pm**

"I have become Comfortably Numb"

Posted: **Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:20 pm**

"I know I've been all over you all night, but it's only because I like you."

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:20 pm**

"[Come and help me cut] loose, Footloose,
kick off your prosthetic shoes.
Please, don't sneeze,
you might make me lose my knees.
Jack, get back,
come on before we splat.
Lose, you're bruised,
now everybody cut Footloose."

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:58 pm**

"So, you wanna come check out my Pot O' Gold? That's right, I'm a leperchaun."

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:51 pm**

"I'd love to see what's under your field-dressing."

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:24 am**

come on baby I'm all man...
whoops, have to change that...

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:41 pm**

The hardest part of getting a job at a good company is getting your foot in the door.
I never seem to get it back.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:59 pm**

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...but I have to stop at 8 because of the amputations."

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:59 pm**

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...but I have to stop at 8 because of the amputations."

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:06 pm**

hey baby, let's go regenerate some nerves in all the right places

or

I was lookin for love in all the wrong places...that's how I got leprosy

I know pretty lame huh?

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:47 pm**

Gangreen was the color of my true love's eyes in the morning when we rise...

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:30 pm**

Wanna shake some booty on the dance floor?
(Hope mine don't wiggle off!)

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:51 pm**

"Lady, you make my heart pound like a handful of raw hamburger thrown into a jet engine." [sung to your favorite Kenny Rogers tune]

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:14 pm**

you make my skin crawl,, but in a good way

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:48 pm**

"You make my arm-stumps tingle with joy!"

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:37 pm**

Here, let me give you a hand...

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:42 pm**

"I'd like to touch green legs of Pam,
I'd like to touch them Sam I am."

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:30 am**

You can pick me up at my place...
and off the driveway, and from the walkway, and...

Kevin's Watch

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