Kevin's Watch

Matrixman wrote:Dammit, Fist, I walked right into that one...

Given the nature of the thread, I'd say so!

Screw what everybody else thinks and do what makes you happy (unless its serial killing....but you know what I mean, right?). Its your life. Don't live it for others.

ChoChiyo wrote:You'll know when/if the time is right.

Cho is absolutely right. I agree with her in spite of the differences in our experience. There is always something lacking in sex until/unless you find someone you meld with mentally as well as physically.

As CJ and others have said, "Go with the flow." You won't know till the time comes.

Sheriff Lytton wrote:4) Find the clitoris. If you can't, ask her to show you. This is extremely important.

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wasn't that an episode of South Park.


Foul: well if we're all being honest here, the first time I had sex was a complete disaster. but it was a very pleasurable one minute. be honest with your partner when and if it happens. and know that you will get better. of course now it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:By the way, if you're a guy and you've masturbated to "completion" then you're not a virgin.

Been doing that since about, oh, 1996? Let's do the math: a rough average of 330 days a year, multiplied by, oh, nine years . . . Wow, nearly 3,000. Hmmm, yeah.

Lord Foul wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:By the way, if you're a guy and you've masturbated to "completion" then you're not a virgin.

Been doing that since about, oh, 1996? Let's do the math: a rough average of 330 days a year, multiplied by, oh, nine years . . . Wow, nearly 3,000. Hmmm, yeah.

Just *once* a day?
Maybe you are a virgin!

I said "rough average!" I think my record in one day was six.

Sheriff Lytton wrote:4) Find the clitoris. If you can't, ask her to show you. This is extremely important.

Sorry, but that amused me. I had visions of:

"Is that it?"
"No, that's not it."
"Ok, what about that? Is that it?"
"No, that's my head."
"Hmm..."

Agreed! This is probably the most profound statement ever uttered on the Watch.

Lord Foul wrote:I said "rough average!" I think my record in one day was six.

Maybe you need some of this:

www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/custome ... 268&page=1


(This whole site is pretty damn funny!)

Heh. I am sooo getting a "Hello Satan" sticker!

..EVERYTHING being said is MAN MADE. Having SEX is a NATURAL imperative. It has nothing to do with warm and fuzzy political correctness, comfort, self assesment, etc, etc. Let all that GO!..Dump IT!..Forgetabout it!..

Heres an idea, make it a Quest!. Yea, just like all the video games you play, but this one is REAL. No Sony Play Station 2, no Xbox,,real life! Does it scare you? Good! Overcome your BS fears and excuses and fulfill your natural imperative. The average male reaches his sexual peak at 19. You are already pass your peak and still a virgin! Life is tooooo short!. There is no virtue to male virginity! And anybody who says there is , is pushing a subtle castration agenda. Horse puky!

My god man, you are in college???..okay ,,forget the bordello bit. you are already in furtile territory. ! Am I bullying you? Am I making fun? Call it whatever you want..whatever it takes, Lord (hahahaha) Foul,,Go Get Laid!
You got something between you legs that is meant for purpose. It s natural!.Stop denying IT. Just Do IT!,,no,,no,,nooo,No excuse,,no! What part of NO don't you understand? JUST DO IT. No matter WHAT you say, no!, ITS denying!..JUST DO IT!. This is like you Dad telling you to cut the lawn...or you r Mom telling you to clean up your room..nothing else happens until you get it over with!..Yea, its that imperative..and damn rite ,,what ever it takes to get you to execute is justified.....freakin kids these days.....MEL

lurch... Humans have a natural urge to remove from their presence those who bother them (over food, territory, mating, etc... all those natural things). The most natural way and expedient way of doing this is through violence. Should I succumb to my natural urges and pound the next person to bother me into the ground? Not unless they are threatening my life.

Same thing with sex. You're advocating someone engaging in what can be emotionally and physically harmful behavior for no other reason than that the human race is naturally inclined to it. The human race is naturally inclined to violence, too. Will you go tell LF to beat the s*** out of someone next?

To me, sex without love is like food without taste. Really nothing to get all that excited about.

lurch wrote:You got something between you legs that is meant for purpose. It s natural!.Stop denying IT. Just Do IT!,,no,,no,,nooo,No excuse,,no! What part of NO don't you understand? JUST DO IT. No matter WHAT you say, no!, ITS denying!..JUST DO IT!.

Yeah, go ahead and TAKE THAT PISS! It's a natural function, no matter what anyone says!

lurch wrote:Heres an idea, make it a Quest!. Yea, just like all the video games you play, but this one is REAL. No Sony Play Station 2, no Xbox,,real life! Does it scare you? Good! Overcome your BS fears and excuses and fulfill your natural imperative. The average male reaches his sexual peak at 19. You are already pass your peak and still a virgin! Life is tooooo short!. There is no virtue to male virginity! And anybody who says there is , is pushing a subtle castration agenda. Horse puky!

My god man, you are in college???..okay ,,forget the bordello bit. you are already in furtile territory. ! Am I bullying you? Am I making fun? Call it whatever you want..whatever it takes, Lord (hahahaha) Foul,,Go Get Laid!
You got something between you legs that is meant for purpose. It s natural!.Stop denying IT. Just Do IT!,,no,,no,,nooo,No excuse,,no! What part of NO don't you understand? JUST DO IT. No matter WHAT you say, no!, ITS denying!..JUST DO IT!. This is like you Dad telling you to cut the lawn...or you r Mom telling you to clean up your room..nothing else happens until you get it over with!..Yea, its that imperative..and damn rite ,,what ever it takes to get you to execute is justified.....freakin kids these days.....MEL

Lurch, Mel, whoever. I appreciated your advice to begin with, but now it's starting to grate. Despite that you don't know me, you seem to imply that I don't have a "real life"--that I play video games all day. I can see where this is going. You can ramble on, but it's going to result in me ignoring you.

Everybody has different views of sex, different values. I just don't share yours. Is that so difficult to understand?

And I'm not "denying" anything. By making this thread I've done nothing but take steps forward.

Edge wrote:

lurch wrote:You got something between you legs that is meant for purpose. It s natural!.Stop denying IT. Just Do IT!,,no,,no,,nooo,No excuse,,no! What part of NO don't you understand? JUST DO IT. No matter WHAT you say, no!, ITS denying!..JUST DO IT!.

Yeah, go ahead and TAKE THAT PISS! It's a natural function, no matter what anyone says!

..More man made equivication,,more thought process,,just more bricks in the wall..The one thing humans share with every other living thing is the natural imperative to re-produce. That is BOTTOM LINE. Everything else is Blah Blah. Dump The Blah Blah! Just Say NO to Blah Blah!

Just Do IT. THEN, one can start filling ones own head with BLAH BLAH that is filtered thru personal experience. The boy brought it here, asking for what to do. There is only ONE thing to do. Just Do it. EVERYthing every body else has said will fall in line AFTER he executes. He then can discard or keep what he choses. But until then,,he has a house to build. And only he can pound the first nail. If ya ever built a house, you know that every neighbor and friend will come by and ask and tell you what you should do, or sit there drinking your beer and asking, why don't you do this ,,or why don't you do that..No!. Its his house. And He needs to get started..NOW!
..Every Reason for still being a Virgin is a deny. There is only one reason to get sexual intercourse: BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO. Just DO IT!
...MEL

Matrixman wrote:Dammit, Fist, I walked right into that one...

....and you have the bruise to prove it, I bet.

David (that's what we're calling Foul nowadays, right?), a lot of people use sex like they use drugs and alcohol. And, like people who used drugs and alcohol that way, they become addicted to it, which is a shame, because they never get what it was they originally were looking for. I had a couple of partners before I found my wife (one was/is a good friend, the other was nothing to me), and it was a complete waste of my time. I waited till I was 21, but should have waited till I was married. What I thought I needed was experience; what I needed was love, and to be in love. Funny thing: now that I'm single again and I look back on the ladies I dated, I only remember the ones I thought I was in love with, or the ones I actually loved. Sex has nothing to do with who I remember.

lurch wrote: Just Do IT.

'fess up. How much is Nike paying you?