The 100 Lamest Songs of All Time

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She's visiting Whitney in drug re-hab: we feel sorry for them both :P (Furls likes Celine so we shouldn't be to hard on her... 8) )
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We won;t be hard on Furls, but we can still rip Celine apart! ;)
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Spare me the violin music: I don't feel all that sorry for Whitney Houston. She and Bobby Brown deserve each other, as far as I'm concerned.

And I cannot believe Billy Joel's You're Only Human (Second Wind) didn't make the list. I thought I couldn't come up with a song that annoyed me more than Don't Worry Be Happy, but I just did. :fim:
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ZZ Top. i like Texas bands, I like blues. what i don't like is most of the crap that they put forth. La Grange being the exception that proves the rule.
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MM wrote:Spare me the violin music
it's called sarcasm--->note> :P
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Roger that, danlo. :) The hazards of message board posting...
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Cail wrote:I can't believe that Europe's The Final Countdown didn't make the list.
Matrixman points out that it did in fact make the list.
I have a love hate relationship with that song.
I love the music but when I listen to the words I want to shoot myself.
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Much like a similar problem I have with King Missile's "Detatchable Penis" song.
I like it but I think 99.9% of the rest of the world would kick my ass if I said so.
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Nothing wrong with the Final Countdown! It's the fiiiinallll countdoooowwwwwwwn! :lol:
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CovenantJr wrote:Nothing wrong with the Final Countdown! It's the fiiiinallll countdoooowwwwwwwn! :lol:
You had this coming Mr.
Now you're going get it!
Right between the eyes:

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We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh

We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all (yeah)
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh ooh oh

(interlude)

The final countdown
Ooh oh
I'ts the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh
It's the final countdown
We are leaving together
The final countdown



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High Lord Tolkien wrote: Much like a similar problem I have with King Missile's "Detatchable Penis" song.
I like it but I think 99.9% of the rest of the world would kick my ass if I said so.
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Michael Jackson. when Thriller was popular I could never figure out why. and now people still rave, and I'm not sure why.
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Hey, King Missile rocks. Like Nerf Herder.
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HLT you bastard! Now I've got that stupid keyboard riff stuck in my head!

King Missile was awesome.
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I haven't read any of this thread, but if Run, Joey, Run and Billy, Don't be a Hero are not on the list, then it is worthless.
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Cail wrote:HLT you bastard! Now I've got that stupid keyboard riff stuck in my head!

King Missile was awesome.

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Fist and Faith wrote:I haven't read any of this thread, but if Run, Joey, Run and Billy, Don't be a Hero are not on the list, then it is worthless.
Billy, Don't Be A Hero....I agree 100% on that one. Run, Joey, Run......fortunately, I seem to have forgotten that one! :lol:
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Nav wrote:We've debated lists a lot on this board, but I suspect this one will have fewer complaints than most.
Heh, heh, four pages later... :)
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bump for current theme
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sgt.null wrote:Michael Jackson. when Thriller was popular I could never figure out why. and now people still rave, and I'm not sure why.
He's recorded some very uninspiring songs, but also some classics. Not a huge Thriller fan (though it's ok) but Smooth Criminal and Billie Jean remain brilliant pop songs.
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CovenantJr wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Michael Jackson. when Thriller was popular I could never figure out why. and now people still rave, and I'm not sure why.
He's recorded some very uninspiring songs, but also some classics. Not a huge Thriller fan (though it's ok) but Smooth Criminal and Billie Jean remain brilliant pop songs.
still don't get it. especially when we know how creepy he really is.
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