sgtnull wrote:you do realize that the Church doesn't have me as an ambassador for a reason, right?

Pope sits in his office. A father enters.
Father: Holy Father! Attendence at Catholic mass is down in America!
Pope: Holy mother of -! Quick!
*Presses button on desk*
Father: What is it you are doing?
Pope: It's the Null signal!
America. Sgt Null sits at his desk at home. Notices a red light is flashing.
Null: The Holy Father needs my help again! To the Clown Cave!