Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:54 am**

It's probably a painful way, but it's still a way.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 10:02 am**

Ice-Cream headaches !!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:24 pm**

As a sufferer of both the occasional leg cramp and ice cream headache, I feel your pain.

The leg cramps are from a lack of vitamin B. If your working out make sure that you take that vitamin.

Ice cream headaches are nasty! The only cure I know is to eat slower.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 12:56 pm**

Eating icecream slowly..... three words that have no business being in the same sentence together

If you must eat ice cream then you must suffer the consequences

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:15 pm**

Thought of another one last night. Opening the plastic around DVDs and CDs is from the devil!
The stuff NEVER comes off - except in small pieces! It takes you longer to unwrap them than watching the movie!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:55 pm**

Trees that attack you are the work of Satan. (Or Foul, take your pick)

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:58 pm**

Turiya Foul wrote:(Or Foul, take your pick)

Don't make fun of yourself, Turiya!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 8:04 pm**

I sign my checks "Fowl". hehe

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 8:42 pm**

Birds that take aim at my freshly washed car are certainly servants of the dark one.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 8:48 pm**

I feel very sorry for the car.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 11:22 pm**

People who like to move my car into the middle of the road at night so the cops call at one in the morning just plain SUCK. And people who put vasiline on the handles also SUCK... SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

Bleurgh, some of my classmates are so ridiculously stupid. (I'm assuming it was them.) GRRRRR. I'm not even a mean to anyone which pisses me off. If I was an ass, I would deserve it. But oh no....

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 11:46 pm**

Yes...That certainly would be the work of several devils...by the sound of it.

Stupid vacuum cleaners that don't work just when I decide to get up off my butt and do some housework for a change....are the work of the devil.

Good grief, is every appliance in my house gonna pack it in

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 12:24 pm**

Infelice, 'tis but the universe telling you: 'waste not your precious time on vacuuming - you could be at the Watch right now!'

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:54 pm**

Earthfriend wrote:Infelice, 'tis but the universe telling you: 'waste not your precious time on vacuuming - you could be at the Watch right now!'

I hear you Earthfriend

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:57 pm**

Things that are the work of Satan -
Thrice-cursed computers that freeze up, right in the middle of a good 'chat'!

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:14 pm**

Yes Earthfriend, phooey on those flipping, freezing thrice-damned computers.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:31 am**

As a service to fellow Watch members I will attempt to ascertain exactly which devils are causing your aforementioned problems so that you may petition them for relief. Just off the top of my head:

LeperFairy - Sounds like the work of Baalzebul and not Satan. It's common knowledge that "The Big B" loves to wreak havoc with a particular petroleum jelly product.

Earthfriend - As patron devil of computers, I would assume that Memnon is the culprit in your case...Unless of course you are using a Mac which would fall under the auspices of Asmodeus.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:32 pm**

Ah... so that's who did it! Thanks man!

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:39 pm**

2 words...

SEMESTER TESTS

on the bright side... only 3 more days until school is over and I can SWIM!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2003 5:02 am**

Hmm, school's already over where I live. I have found out today that a cold, fast moving river is the work of Satan. I'm never going in the river again. Ever.