Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 7:29 pm**

skeptic: the noise a watch makes when its skep is bent.

sangfroid

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 2:49 am**

Sangfroid

A karaoke droid that psychoanalyzes lyrics.

Smilodon

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 7:01 pm**

Smilodon: S. Milo Don III was a lawyer who was famous for his toothily sneering closing speeches thus giving us a handy term for just such things.

Jonquil

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 8:08 pm**

Jonquil: A type of over-the-counter medication for colds and flu, similar to Nyquil, which one would take at night, and Dayquil, which one would take during the day.

extrapolate

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 12:14 am**

Extrapolate

Part of a conspiracy theory that centers around the idea that all life in Australia was caused by extraterrestrial pollination.

(Scientists have thoroughly debunked this theory; as everyone knows, Australia is a myth.)

Dodecahedron

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 1:08 pm**

Dodecahedron

On the distant planet of Fasolati, there lives a quadruped ungulant called a hedron. This is their version of the opening lines of the song from The Sound of Music.

Schmuck

Posted: **Sat May 28, 2016 2:41 am**

schmuck - the sound made by one's shoe as it pulls free of a wad of gum on the sidewalk.

cantilever

Posted: **Sat May 28, 2016 4:06 pm**

cantilever

The plaintive thoughts of a man on his way to the liquor shop with his wife.

Squamous

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:30 am**

Squamous: that smearing effect that happens when you try to wipe the inside of your windscreen, so that no matter how vigouously you wipe the smear just gets worse, as if the very act of wiping produces more and more grease and gunk.

Dipsomaniac

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:46 pm**

Dipsomaniac

Anyone game to get in a swimming pool already overcrowded with no personal space available.

Erythromycin

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:59 am**

Erythromycin - The inability to dance as a result of one's misdeeds.

gerrymander

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:14 am**

gerrymander

salamander's kid brother

Yggdrasil

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:26 pm**

Yggdrasil

That frustrating feeling when you need to snort or blow mucous but it's stuck in the nasal passages.

Sanhedrin

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:25 pm**

Sanhedrin

The little people that live in my head.

Margaritifer

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2016 1:36 am**

margaritifer - the catering guy who runs the margarita machine.

bloviate

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:53 pm**

Bloviate

Bob was banned from the glass-blowing studio after bloviating half the place during a bad case of the hiccups.

Unvigintuple

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:42 am**

Unvigintuple : a rather disppointing afterlife where you only get 21 vigins, who, as you tuple with them become more and more viginal. To end up in this afterlife you have to lead a most excruciatingly boring and square life, hence it is populated mostly by actuaries (which, of course, manages to make it even worse

)

Bonhomie

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:37 pm**

Bonhomie - The relief you feel when you realize there's no chance you'll go to Unvigintuple after you die.

Unmitigated

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:55 pm**

Unmitigated

Describes the situation of an Alaskan gatekeeper who forgot his mittens in subzero weather.

Fraudulent

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:26 am**

Fraudulent What Herr Du did when his neighbor needed a cook in a pinch.

Scree

Kevin's Watch

Redefinition