Examples:
Phylacteryussusimiel wrote:Bucolic
(While this word means 'pastoral' and pleasant country living, it has always sounded to me like a cross 'puke' and 'colic', which while relevant to each other are utterly at odds with 'bucolic'. That's dem Greeks for ya!)
Possibly confused with prophylactic. Not a mistake you want to have to explain to your doctor.
Flautist
Someone who probably has a record for indecent exposure.