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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:42 pm
by Cagliostro
Streptococci
A sore throat developed by too many blow jobs.
The actress had to take the rest of the day off as she had developed streptococci.
Cockaleekie
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:02 am
by JIkj fjds j
Cockaleekie
An infringment in Blow Football whereby drool drips on to the pitch.
Spasmodic
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:15 pm
by deer of the dawn
Spasmodic
A form of psychosis in which one uncontrollably composes paeans apropos to whatever is going on at the moment.
Cryptic
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:35 pm
by JIkj fjds j
Cryptic
The opposite of cryptoc
Periwinkle
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:14 am
by aTOMiC
Periwinkle
A phrase coined during World War II by German U-boat commanders that references the flashing code signals viewed and delivered by the submarine's periscope.
Chromium
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:57 pm
by JIkj fjds j
Chromium
Shiny metallic purple armour.
Andvaranaut
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:08 pm
by Cagliostro
Andvaranaut
A space travelling member of the order Tubulidentata.
Tremolo
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:29 am
by aTOMiC
Tremolo
A chocolate covered treat that, when consumed, introduces so much concentrated sugar into the blood stream that people who enjoy the confection end up trembling uncontrollably for hours and frequently require medical attention. Not approved by the FDA.
Theodolite
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:33 pm
by aliantha
Theodolite -- Theodore, after his latest diet.
glissando
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:53 pm
by aTOMiC
glissando
The name of the first person to find and eat a raw oyster. He immediately fell ill of course. Who wouldn't after eating a ball of snot?
Jabberer
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:13 pm
by Cagliostro
Jabberer
A city in California.
Chiaroscuro
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:54 pm
by Sorus
Chiaroscuro
A Chia Pet marketed towards the 1%. Solid gold planter and comes with its own gardener.
Antimony
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:23 am
by aTOMiC
Antimony
A currency printed in negative relief that forces the recipient to pay the giver the indicated amount. The introduction of Animony in 1974 during the energy crisis and financial malaise was a dismal failure and was stricken from all history books and historical reference material.
byzantine
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:43 pm
by deer of the dawn
byzantine
A young person who can't decide between the bizarre and the businesslike.
infatuation
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:18 am
by aTOMiC
infatuation
The process where a person's molecular structure is re organized so that excess outer fatty tissues are transferred to the interior of the body for no good reason that anyone has discovered. Banned in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.
Utrillo
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:45 pm
by Cagliostro
Utrillo
A brush to clean the inside of the urethra.
Barchetta
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:03 pm
by aTOMiC
Barchetta
A red sports car banned by the "motor law' in the year 2245 which...
Discovered by the Mars Exhumation Vehicle in 2024 the Barchetta was a Martian pastry made from Vork milk, a wheat-like grain called Tvorp and a sweetener taken from the Croose plant. It resembled an Earth croissant except that it was forty-five feet long, weighed 4 Martian tons and was decidedly inedible.
Signatrill
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:47 pm
by deer of the dawn
Signatrill
A word coined by classical flautist Vinny Baldacci for his customary ending flourish, applied to every piece he played. It was the primary reason for his persistent obscurity and the absence of his name from the proverbial lights.
Profligate
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:24 pm
by Cagliostro
Profligate
A sexual act involving a moist towelette, a small piece of rubber, seven fingers and a time machine. It is illegal in 30 states and 20 time zones.
Mizrahi
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:07 am
by aTOMiC
Mizrahi
Pseudonym of the Park Ranger featured in the Yogi Bear cartoons.
Laurinaitis