Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:04 pm

Hi honey, want to make love to me? And after we're done, you can have a little souvenir... the tip.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:00 pm

Take another little piece of my heart, now baby..

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:11 pm

Unite with me, and we will enjoy ourselves...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:17 pm

Your the best thing on one and a half legs in this place, baby.

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:21 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Your the best thing on one and a half legs in this place, baby.

hahahahahaha!

Love it!

(Missed Z)

Ample hips, stumpy legs... you're the half-gal for me!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:39 pm

Now that I've fallen for you, I can't get up. Could you retrieve my leg please? I think it needs a new kickstand...

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:40 pm

Don't touch me.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:35 pm

I am infatuated with you. I am positively abcessed-er, I mean obsessed - with you.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:39 pm

Would you like to hold my hand?

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:41 pm

Don't read if you're insulted by disgusting things.

Spoiler

Leper: Want to make love?
Woman: Erm.. sure, why not?
Leper: Alright then, take this home *Hands her his penis* and go wild.
*Woman Shrieks and flees*
Leper: *To himself* That's the seventh woman who's reacted just like that... is there something wrong with me?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:44 pm

I loved her to pieces, now only the bits are left...

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:48 pm

hahahaha

Can you marry me? We can be as one flesh... or 500, I really don't mind.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:50 pm

You have a disarming smile...no, really, my arms are off! Could you get me another beer, and a straw?

Post by **drew** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:48 pm

"So...what's a pretty girl like you doing in a disease infested place like this?"

Overheard in a leprosarium

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:17 pm

"I know your face... I'd recognize that suppurating wound anywhere! Eowyn?!"

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:01 am

Is that your hand dropping out of your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Post by **drew** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:56 pm

"Girl, you so fine, you make me want to ring your bell OVER and OVER again...you know, that beel that you ring when you go anywhere, so no one has to look at you?"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:48 pm

"Listen to the music. This arm-stump tango was meant for us to dance to..."

Post by **drew** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:11 pm

I bought you a trip to the Spa!!It includes a Face Peel!!!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:35 pm

"Shall we dance? I'll go get a mop."

DW

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Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines