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safetyjedi wrote:My lady, since someone else has already answered my question, I will tell you that since cows produce more greenhouse gases, I shall do my part for the environment by eating as much beef as possible.
Well spoken, my loyal subject.

You shall rise high in the ranks.

We must stop these godless bovines from destroying the ozone!

Barbecue tonight in the palace plaza!!! Barbecue for everyone!!
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Barbecue tonight in the palace plaza!!! Barbecue for everyone!!
And there was much rejoicing.
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This is dangerous...


Open up your head feel the shell shock.
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It's treason I tell you! Off with his head Cho!
Join me and we can end this destructive conflict...
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Minister of corrections---have Hier taken out back and flogged again.

Then suspend him in a vat of salt water and rubbing alcohol.

See if it improves his disposition.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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OOOOO OOOOOO How about a Ministry of Silly Walks?Can I be minister?I have several silly walks worthy of funding for further developement.
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I just want the title of "Court Jester"
Not because I'm a funny guy (Which I really could be), but because I'm funny looking!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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Certainly we need a ministry of silly walks!

You can be the PRIME Minister of Silly Walks, SBG.

And Cheval--I was thinking of putting you in charge of the royal Nigerian Cavalry....

You can be Master of the Horse. Of course.

You can moonlight as court jester if you like. I can have another harlequin outfit sewn up for you!!
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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BTW--where's Nathan? I require grapes. Many peeled grapes.

And perhaps a floor show.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Hier has been...taken care of, Royalness.
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Well done!

Tosses fist full of diamonds to Minister of Corrections.

Did you remember the salt AND the rubbing alcohol??
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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But of course. I even played Limp Bizkit in the background, for added effect.
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REmind me to give you a substantial raise for your creativity.

Where is my B*tch?? I need this put into writing so the Royal Accountant can cut the proper checks!!


How do you feel about your salary being quadrupled?
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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I feel honored and unworthy!
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No one is worthy of the munificense of the Empress, but the empress is wise and good.

You may all hail the Empress now.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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::hails Empress::
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All hail Empress Cho-Any chance of being a royal concubine? :lol:
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:All hail Empress Cho-Any chance of being a royal concubine? :lol:
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:queen: :twisted: :hnk:


Get your portfolio in order and prepare for a "test drive" and I will let you know.....
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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LMAO! You people are crazy.

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:lol:
OK, I didn't read every silly post here, but I just thought you folks might be interested to know just how many gullible and stupid people either beleive such messages and/or just try it to see what happens and then get sucked in!
I work for the largest FI in Canada, dealing mainly in non-resident accounts. I have encountered no less than 4 people who were already knee deep in the scam (ie. putting up a cetain amount of their own funds to ensure proper transfer of the millions), and were looking for confirmation of one type or another.
Keep in mind these are only the people who, for whatever reason, stumbled upon contacting me (?) ...!!! How many more bozos are out there like this?!!

sheesh!
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