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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:26 am
by drew
**Another stealing liquor from Church confession**
Before my dad actually became a minister, he was still very involved in the Church; and he use to Bartend the wedding receptions there.
He used to store the liquor in our basement.
...I think you can tell where this is going.
I used to take bottles of pop, dump half of them out, and fill the back up with whatever was handy and take them to school, and share them with whoever.
Of course I did the whole fill-the-bottle-back-up-with-water trick.
By the end of the wedding season, I doubt if ANYone even caught a buzz off my dad's rum flavored water!
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:32 am
by Juan Valdez
..I have...been...at..this site...since before you..had to log in...
HA!!...tis..folly...however..to A...sue..m.
u..no
-Juan genesis Valdez
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:49 pm
by aliantha
My gods. Juan Valdez is...the Creator.
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:07 pm
by [Syl]
Peter? I never would have guessed.
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:14 pm
by aliantha
Well, that wasn't what I meant. But we could start a rumor!
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:09 pm
by lucimay
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:46 pm
by danlo
So
that's why he
never appears in the Final Chronicles
! He's too busy playing WoW!
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:31 pm
by Seareach
danlo wrote:So
that's why he
never appears in the Final Chronicles
! He's too busy playing WoW!
um...by the way, should that revelation be spoilered?
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:47 pm
by danlo
probably
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:44 am
by Ki
I used to be a liberal.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:40 pm
by Cagliostro
Quitter
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:59 pm
by aliantha
I would've voted for Nixon in his second term, if I'd been old enough to vote then.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:18 pm
by wayfriend
I went back into the Think Tank.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:44 pm
by Ki
Cagliostro wrote:Quitter
lol
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:56 pm
by Worm of Despite
I am usually always naked when I read other people's posts.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:40 am
by dANdeLION
aliantha wrote:I would've voted for Nixon in his second term, if I'd been old enough to vote then.
I remember that election. My 2nd grade teacher had our class vote. She made it seem McGovern was the only option; obviously I can't remember the details, but I remember she hated Nixon.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:52 am
by High Lord Tolkien
I haven't actually bought Splenda or Equal sweetener in 15 years. I just fill up my pockets every once in a while from self service fast food places.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:23 am
by Sunbaneglasses
My grandfather was a pack rat and never threw anything away. I have spent the last 2 days hauling all of it to the dump or scrapyard (lots of brass and copper). I feel a mixture of sadness and "haha pappy, I'm throwing away all that old shit that we told you that you would never use and you should have gotten rid of to start with."
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:23 pm
by Avatar
Hahaha, you're wrong, the joke is on you.
If he had, it would have been
him hauling it out. But now it's
your job.
--A
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:43 pm
by Rigel
Last night, I bought Monty Python Sings from the Amazon MP3 store.
Despite being over-budget already this month.