Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:18 am**

oh my.

wood mows him down with a riding mower.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:47 pm**

x-tremely x-cessive xeroxing

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:55 pm**

Yukking it up w/ Yakov Smirnof. It kills...trust me..it kills.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:29 pm**

Zoological genetic experimentation.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:21 pm**

Accidentally vomiting out own heart

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:28 pm**

Began reading all about Waddley crying over her car, and felt so guilty, he decided to return it...he then fell in love with Waddley, but how could she love a car theif?
Alas, he died of a broken heart.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:33 pm**

Crushed to death by my thighs of steel when he comes to my doorstep to confess his love for me...

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:38 pm**

Died when a giant badger ate them.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:39 pm**

Decided that he'd turn over a new leaf, and stop this petty crime gig...but when the wise guys found out about that...well, they put a hit out on him.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Crushed to death by my thighs of steel when he comes to my doorstep to confess his love for me...

Currious...what was he doing between your thighs to begin with?

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:44 pm**

Elctrocution by a tank full of eels.

drew wrote:
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Crushed to death by my thighs of steel when he comes to my doorstep to confess his love for me...
Currious...what was he doing between your thighs to begin with?

Proving his love for me?

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:52 pm**

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:
drew wrote:
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Crushed to death by my thighs of steel when he comes to my doorstep to confess his love for me...
Currious...what was he doing between your thighs to begin with?
Proving his love for me?

At least it's a nice way to go . .

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:26 am**

Ermine attack!

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:27 am**

Fingernails ripped out and flesh eating bacteria get into the open wounds.

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:52 am**

gored by horny bull

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:12 pm**

Hexed by evil witches so that he suffocates on his own rapidly growing nostril hair...

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:57 pm**

Internal organs turned to jelly

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:13 pm**

Jammed into a barrel and buried alive.

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:57 am**

knocked up by horny bull

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:23 pm**

Looking in the rearview mirror, he saw Waddley's pet annaconda slithering her way towards him, he jumps out of the car, and gets run over by it. Dying.
The sanke wraps itself around the sterring wheel, and for all we know, is driving herself to Newark right now.

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:25 pm**

mashed to death by a hungry hippo

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