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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:34 pm
by Waddley
Inspired by recent events, I thought I'd start my very first Mallory's game! (I hope that this subject matter offends no one. But if it offends you, I'm going to have to assume you're a car thief. We're gonna have problems, buddy...)
I'll get it started:
Axe to the face!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:09 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Boot up the ass!!!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:22 pm
by Waddley
Catching a bowl-eating virus
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:24 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Dung heap dunking!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:28 pm
by sgt.null
eaten by cannibals
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:29 pm
by Waddley
Fighting with a llama
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:32 pm
by sgt.null
gout of the testes
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:37 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
hanging by the nether regions....
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:38 pm
by sgt.null
insertion of steel rod to naughty bits
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:39 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Jenn sends them offensive email....
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:36 am
by Waddley
Kayak breaking in a lake full of flesh-eating bacteria.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:40 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Leprosy.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:43 am
by Waddley
Melanie(Me) taking matters into her(my) own hands...
(Cue CSI music...)
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:58 am
by Loredoctor
Nor Yekith eats them!
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:03 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Mauled by Moose!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 am
by Gil galad
Necrosis of the Face
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:27 am
by Loredoctor
Open heart surgery without anaesthetic.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:29 am
by Gil galad
Piercing of the brain
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:19 am
by sgt.null
quiver of arrows shot into spine
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:49 am
by Loredoctor
Robotic sodomisation.