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Knock Knock jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:54 am
by Raen
I'm looking for good knock knock jokes. Anyone have any good ones?
Heres one I like:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:13 am
by danlo
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:23 am
by Raen
thats a funny one
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:06 pm
by Usivius
knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?!
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:09 pm
by Angoid
Crap, aren't they?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:46 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tymus
Tymus who?
Tie your own damn shoe!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:59 pm
by aTOMiC
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hugh
Hugh Who?
Hugh Jass
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Holden
Holden Who?
Holden McGroin
Boy I hate knock knock jokes.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:22 pm
by danlo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Either
Either who?
Either Bunny
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep beep" run over Either Bunny
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:08 pm
by Fist and Faith
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin c...
Mooooooooooooooo.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:08 pm
by SoulQuest1970
Usivius wrote:knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?!
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
With three kids, you can't imagine how many times I get to hear this one.
Over and over and over and over again and again and again. *sigh*
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:13 pm
by I'm Murrin
That one's also done as "Aunt you glad I didn't say uncle" (Which works better, IMO).
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:21 pm
by SoulQuest1970
Murrin wrote:That one's also done as "Aunt you glad I didn't say uncle" (Which works better, IMO).
LOL... I think I will toss this idea to my kids so there can be a little variety.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:48 am
by Raen
These are great! I've heard the orange/banana joke a gazillion times before. So now, how about some other jokes like:
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:03 am
by iQuestor
Knock Knock
whose there?
Linden Aver--
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!
THOOLAH!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:30 am
by Warmark
Best knock knock joke i've ever heard!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:44 am
by Cheval
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll know!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doug
Doug who?
Doug the hole you wanted, now what?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry the dead cat in the hole you just Doug.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:24 pm
by danlo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot's caught in the door!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:29 pm
by SoulQuest1970
Raen wrote:These are great! I've heard the orange/banana joke a gazillion times before. So now, how about some other jokes like:
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser!
Like...
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have enough guts.
hehe
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:43 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
iQuestor wrote:Knock Knock
whose there?
Linden Aver--
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!
THOOLAH!
OMG!
I was just thinking about putting her in a knock knock joke here but I came up with nothing!
Well done!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:30 pm
by Fist and Faith
Pure genius, iQ!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.