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Wow...I must have worked at the wrong B&N. I didn't know they carried those items.
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If we're going to film this, I'd like to play a cybernetic killing machine from the future and have a really cool catch-phrase.

Edit-And yes, I'll go the full monty for the scene in which I materialize in the present.
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As the director I can officially say that Cail is IN!
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There's never any doubt when I'm in.






















Edit-'Cause I wear loud shirts you sickos!
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jenn. you remember how good i am on set. i'm very helpful on set. i can like...hold water bottles and bring towels and...well i'm very useful.
i was helpful with SRD and the graduation hats wasn't i? Cail will need lots less props right? :twisted:
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LUCIMAY!!!! Are you volunteering to be Cail's "fluffer" ???!!!!???? 8O :haha:
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uh. "fluffer"?

isn't there a cooler name for it? :shifty:
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I think it's cool no matter what it's called.
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Wow, how exciting. I get to direct my first porn film. 8)
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That being the case, I'd like to provide the soundtrack as well.
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Cail wrote:If we're going to film this, I'd like to play a cybernetic killing machine from the future and have a really cool catch-phrase.

Edit-And yes, I'll go the full monty for the scene in which I materialize in the present.
Is this part before or after danlo leaves for the daycare?
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Definitely after! :P
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If it advances the story and will play better to our film's target demographic, Danlo could actually turn into a cybernetic killing machine from the future.

Or perhaps I'm just biased because I believe that most films would benefit from a cybernetic killing machine from the future.

Except for (possibly) Lady and the Tramp.
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Well, that could sort of maybe work but it makes more sense to have the cybernetic killing machine come in and kill all the B&N employees for not respecting the author.
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As long as I get to shoot someone with da Uzi 9mm, da .45 long slide with laser sighting, and da phased-plasma rifle in da forty watt range, I'm a happy guy.
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Flashing your big gun are ya? :twisted:
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I think Cail, that with the money involved for this production, your "machine from the future" might be closer to "Robot Monster".
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Luckily, I have my own costume.....

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Wait just a minute here. How did we go from Cail being full monty to wearing a costume? :biggrin:
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wait just a minute here. How did we go from Cail being full monty to wearing a costume? :biggrin:
Maybe he's bionic.
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