Kevin's Watch

If you're an advanced user, feel free to post in this topic. If you don't know what an advanced user is, please pm Jay.

Thanks,
Advanced User 0049

well, I've never done heroin, peyote or eX, so I guess I'm still just a journeyman user.......which means I shouldn't even be posting here, huh?

Hi guys. My name's Nathan (but my friends call me Nathan) and I'm an advance user.

I've found that simply using advance isn't enough for me recently, I need a complete advance experience. I now have to BE the advance to get my rush.

Advance User 1185

Nathan/User 1185,

Your account currently has 250 advanced points. You can trade them in for White Gold Dollars. There's going to be a shop soon where you can buy cool stuff (personalized titles, forum stats, a search tool, etc.)

i have no advice. so no way to advance this topic.

Can I have an advance? Im a little low.

iQuestor/User 0034,

Your account now has 200 advance points. Get 500 and you can use BBCode in your posts.

Is this just because Jay hasn't brought back the shop yet?

so what is my advantage then?

We're advanced.

I'd like an advance...

I need a sizeable advance. I have some debts.

so this is now like a pay advance preying on the poorer posters among us?

Okay, I can't just keep giving away advanced points like they're candy.

Here's how you earn points:

Make an intelligent post - 100 points
Create an informative topic - 200 points
Win an argument - 300 points
Get 5 people to agree with you - 500 points
Get 1 person to disagree with you and then make him realize he/she is wrong - 1,000 points
Make an argument that nullifies the existence of a poster - 2,000 points


On December 22, posters with the most advanced points will become community leaders. These people will monitor discussions for quality and adjust them accordingly. Obviously, this ensures that Kevin's Watch is a place of substance and logic for the whole family.

Lord Foul wrote:Okay, I can't just keep giving away advanced points like they're candy.

Here's how you earn points:

Make an intelligent post - 100 points

Lord Foul is a very handsome funny and intelligent man.

Lord Foul wrote:Create an informative topic - 200 points

Steel cut oats make the best oatmeal.

Lord Foul wrote:Win an argument - 300 points

My wife disagreed about the steel cut oats but I showed her Lord Fouls insightful investigative post on the subject and she said I was right

Lord Foul wrote:Get 5 people to agree with you - 500 points

I praised steel cut oats at work, the next day 5 people came up to me and said that they agree.

Lord Foul wrote:Get 1 person to disagree with you and then make him realize he/she is wrong - 1,000 points

My boss came into the lunchroom and asked me what that horrible stuff was. I said "no, it's really good." She said "I don't agree." Then I gave her some to try and she said "I was wrong".

Lord Foul wrote:Make an argument that nullifies the existence of a poster - 2,000 points

There is someone on this forum who I never respond to anything he/she says. At first it was difficult because I like shooting ducks in a barrel but soon it got to the point where I don't even notice this persons posts. As of today, this member no longer exists.



That was fun.
Can I be the Bank Manager now?

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:Create an informative topic - 200 points

Steel cut oats make the best oatmeal.

Lord Foul wrote:Win an argument - 300 points

My wife disagreed about the steel cut oats but I showed her Lord Fouls insightful investigative post on the subject and she said I was right

The Galley to the rescue again!!



...sorry High L-rd...I just can't help myself...blame Av for teaching me well...

How many negative points does ass-kissing net you?

Cagliostro wrote:How many negative points does ass-kissing net you?

Why do you want to kiss a donkey??

FYI:

I am so advanced that I'm advancing to the rear.
(to kiss some donkey maybe??)

I don't think I have any of that stuff...