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Your own Late Show TOP 10
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father's Day
10. "They were out of ties, so I got a prairie dog with monkeypox"
9. "We know you're 29, but we're putting you in a home"
8. "I'd have gotten a card, but it turns out they're like $1.98"
7. "Meet my new girlfriend, Harvey Fierstein"
6. "We all chipped in and got you a less humiliating hairpiece"
5. "Technically, we should be giving these gifts to the UPS guy"
4. "Last year's 'World's Greatest Dad' mug has been recalled because of the lead paint"
3. "Maybe if you hadn't drunk my tuition I wouldn't be working at Radio Shack"
2. "With each passing year, you look more like David Letterman"
1. "I bought you mom's book about your affair with Monica"
Ok, this is one of Davids... but the idea hit me and I didn't have time to think of them on my own right now...
10. "They were out of ties, so I got a prairie dog with monkeypox"
9. "We know you're 29, but we're putting you in a home"
8. "I'd have gotten a card, but it turns out they're like $1.98"
7. "Meet my new girlfriend, Harvey Fierstein"
6. "We all chipped in and got you a less humiliating hairpiece"
5. "Technically, we should be giving these gifts to the UPS guy"
4. "Last year's 'World's Greatest Dad' mug has been recalled because of the lead paint"
3. "Maybe if you hadn't drunk my tuition I wouldn't be working at Radio Shack"
2. "With each passing year, you look more like David Letterman"
1. "I bought you mom's book about your affair with Monica"
Ok, this is one of Davids... but the idea hit me and I didn't have time to think of them on my own right now...
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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