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Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:13 am**

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father's Day

10. "They were out of ties, so I got a prairie dog with monkeypox"

9. "We know you're 29, but we're putting you in a home"

8. "I'd have gotten a card, but it turns out they're like $1.98"

7. "Meet my new girlfriend, Harvey Fierstein"

6. "We all chipped in and got you a less humiliating hairpiece"

5. "Technically, we should be giving these gifts to the UPS guy"

4. "Last year's 'World's Greatest Dad' mug has been recalled because of the lead paint"

3. "Maybe if you hadn't drunk my tuition I wouldn't be working at Radio Shack"

2. "With each passing year, you look more like David Letterman"

1. "I bought you mom's book about your affair with Monica"

Ok, this is one of Davids... but the idea hit me and I didn't have time to think of them on my own right now...

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:32 pm**

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND IN YOUR SHEETS LATE AT NIGHT

...the only one I can think of right now is this guy...

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:09 am**

Leper, that guy is 10,9,8,7and 6.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:32 am**

THEN THIS IS #1:

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:33 am**

Biff wrote:Leper, that guy is 10,9,8,7and 6.

Oh dear, addressing the poor girl as "Leper" is hardly very flattering, is it? "Fairy" is much more dainty

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:07 pm**

Claire works too

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:33 pm**

If I have your permission

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:16 am**

Sawee...

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:21 pm**

I think the pictures me and LF posted are of the same kid... They look oddly similar.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:17 am**

They do, don't they. The bottom one is him in school, the top one is him at work

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:26 am**

No, mine is from here:

www.wtfman.com/mcd/dick2.htm

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:01 pm**

No no no... SHE is number 1!

Just kidding, that's me.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:02 pm**

Is that really you? I'll assume so... You're very pretty

Not at all like a leper

Nice flowers too

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:02 am**

Haha, all that made me sound like a big girl didn't it? Ah well...

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:33 am**

No you don't sounds like a girl!

My mom took that picture in a ditch

I kept sliding down the side.

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:23 pm**

Leper Fairy, Covenant Jr is right you are very pretty. You could use that photo in a modelling portfolio.

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:07 am**

WOW .. that is one beautiful pic .. Claire you gotta post it in the Motley Crew album!!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:28 am**

WOW!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:37 am**

yessiree .. she's a pretty one

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:40 am**

Leper Fairy looks like a normal human! I didn't think any of you in here where normal!

Nice pic young lady. Tell your mom to put you in ditches more often! (Well only the one's full of wild flowers anyway!)

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