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You can't blame your govt. for doing what you tell it to do, or for what you let it do.
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That's a common argument against blaming computers and software for 'bugs' - they are only doing what you tell them to do. But, what happens when the software exists for the software's sake (think Microsoft, or perhaps big-Gov)?

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the bureacracy."

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In the land of the sane, the insane one is The King.
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:That's a common argument against blaming computers and software for 'bugs' - they are only doing what you tell them to do. But, what happens when the software exists for the software's sake (think Microsoft, or perhaps big-Gov)?

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the bureacracy."

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All women are pretty.

I have met some pretty wild ones.
I have met some pretty good looking ones.
I have met some pretty mean ones.
I have met some pretty ugly ones.

But all the women I have met are pretty.
What's this silver looking ring doing on my finger?
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:That's a common argument against blaming computers and software for 'bugs' - they are only doing what you tell them to do. But, what happens when the software exists for the software's sake (think Microsoft, or perhaps big-Gov)?

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the bureacracy."

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Software does not write software.
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When your head is full of doubts, there is no room for knowledge.
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life is a moment, rrrrrrrrrepeatedly.
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There is no 'I' in team.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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There may be no I in Team, but there is no "we" in Tip.
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Emotional Leper wrote:Software does not write software.
It can if that's what you program it to do. Haven't you seen the Matrix? :)

Plus, I'm pretty sure Windows Vista was coded by the Minesweeper game from Windows'95.

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The way through the eye of a paradox is the answering of contradiction.
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Es, you know I love reading your posts, (if you dont, then you do now) -- but I gotta ask -- why is this in the Hall of Gifts?
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The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts in embryo.
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Doar wrote:Es, you know I love reading your posts, (if you dont, then you do now) -- but I gotta ask -- why is this in the Hall of Gifts?
Well! Thank you very much! :o Actually I was just planning on using this as a repository for my various witticisms. It seems God always has something different in store for me despite my plans however. This has become what it is, and will be what it will be. Esmer loves a party. 8)
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Sometimes you carpe the diem, sometimes the diem carpes you.
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C is for cookie and that's good enough for me.
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Truth: It speaks for Itself, and I speak for It.
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