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Subject: News Bulletin

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the following antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract(WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should Immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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Post by Ki »

that is so funny! i think i have WORK!!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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I needed this Friday. . . perhaps I need to obtain one of the remedies tomorrow! :D
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To think, this plague has been right under our noses! I'm troubled, Ducky, very troubled...
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I am going to get my antidote right now! :P
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I think that I had a touch of the work Friday, it started Friday morning about 7 a.m and I started feeling much better around 4:30.
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Would a hypochondriac contract WORK? And if so, aren't the two conditions mutually exclusive? :biggrin:
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Remind to buy a hazmat suit
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i will be infected again tomorrow...
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I have not yet been affected by this dreadful disease, but I imagine my days of immunity are numbered.
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I've been infected, and it was horrible! I'll be infected again tomorrow as well. at least I know all the 40 pound bags of dog food are already out on the shelves.
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Post by AjK »

As someone who has been infected for many years I would like to recommend a treatment. I find that sneeking intermittently into Kevin's Watch and reading/posting while I am having an outbreak of work during the day at least makes me feel a little less miserable. At least treat the symptoms if you can't cure the disease!
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