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Because I am too lazy to check and see if any of my ideas are patented I see
no reason why I can't share them.

Idea #1. Shoes with built in scales. I don't have the details worked out, but I am sure that shoes with scales in them would be a hit.

Do you have any that you would like to share?
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I just thought this one up while at a LOST board...

....A Patch that after an hour of applying to ones skin...makes The LOST TV Show clear as a bell to the viewer....details to come.


or....a George Foreman Ice Cream Heater...for when the ice cream is such a frozen brick..that it bends spoons when serving...a quick no mess way to the perfect ice cream...

or the radio shack golf ball...hit it anywhere...then find it with the latest GPS technology...I'm still workin on the " floating" golf ball..
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A procrastination enabler - something that let's you goof off but still makes sure everytrhing you need to get done, gets done

I'd invent it but I'm...erm....busy....
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Vain wrote:A procrastination enabler - something that let's you goof off but still makes sure everytrhing you need to get done, gets done

I'd invent it but I'm...erm....busy....
I'd buy that one!
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I have some great ideas, but you folks would steal them, so I'm not sharing.
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How about zippers with snaps attached to the handle, so that when you zip up your fly, it stays zipped?
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:Because I am too lazy to check and see if any of my ideas are patented I see
no reason why I can't share them.

Idea #1. Shoes with built in scales. I don't have the details worked out, but I am sure that shoes with scales in them would be a hit.

Do you have any that you would like to share?
Shoes with built in scales that give your weight as if you were on the moon!
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A room that has all of the walls be like a SmartBoard, where you can write on it or put stuff up from your computer, and change it at will without having to worry about tape, paint, or nails.
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Magnetic picture hangers. The magnets go in the walls, and there is a metal strip you apply to the picture frame back.
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The only problem with that is that all your credit cards would demagnetize when you walk through the house.... :P
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Only if you put your credit cards right up against the magnets.
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Mini-wipers for the side mirrors for driving in the rain.
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Awright, I'll share one. Now get this. Monkeys....with wings. Flying Monkeys, we could call them. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Ahh, some old witch has probably already done it though...
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The A person who's name I can't spell wrote:Mini-wipers for the side mirrors for driving in the rain
a number of cars already have them-but you pay big bucks for those cars. I don't want to invent anything but I would like to stick a GPS on God and get a "clapper" for my car keys. :P
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I want something that will make everyone appear intelligent, but doesn't leave a hangover the next day.
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Water flavoured cordial.
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Loremaster wrote:Water flavoured cordial.
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Mr. Broken wrote:How about zippers with snaps attached to the handle, so that when you zip up your fly, it stays zipped?
This should've been invented a loooong time ago. Who knows how many awkward social moments this may help to prevent?

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I think the public library should have a subscription program like Netflix. You pay a fee each month for the postage, and they send you out the movies or books, and when you turn something in they send out the next one. :P
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Silent velcro.
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