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Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:55 pm
by kevinswatch
ROGER??? EFFING ROGER???

Ok, I haven't really finished Part 1 yet. I'm still on Ch. 11. But I got a little carried away and started skimming ahead (even though I forced myself for so long not to do so). But seriously...

ROGER??? REALLY?

WTF.

-jay

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:41 pm
by lucimay
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yer makin good progress dude, just keep reading!!! :lol:

ps. i can't believe anybody didn't SEE that coming a mile away.

Re: Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:46 pm
by Starkin
kevinswatch wrote:ROGER??? EFFING ROGER???
That was pretty much my reaction too. Other people have claimed to have seen that scenario coming, but it totally took me by surprise. :)

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:49 pm
by kevinswatch
I probably should have guessed it. I mean, we knew it wasn't Covenant. And Lord Foul would have been too obvious. A Raver? Already been there. And Kastenessen wouldn't make much sense.

I guess Roger was the only possible character. But still, I wasn't really expecting it since it just seems so out there... I mean...ROGER???

-jay

Re: Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:17 pm
by Seareach
kevinswatch wrote:Ok, I haven't really finished Part 1 yet. I'm still on Ch. 11. But I got a little carried away and started skimming ahead (even though I forced myself for so long not to do so). But seriously...
Tut tut. You shouldn't skim. ;)

But, eh. I didn't figure out it was Roger either.

Re: Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:50 pm
by kevinswatch
Seareach wrote:
kevinswatch wrote:Ok, I haven't really finished Part 1 yet. I'm still on Ch. 11. But I got a little carried away and started skimming ahead (even though I forced myself for so long not to do so). But seriously...
Tut tut. You shouldn't skim. ;)
Bah. But I'm just so tired of reading about Linden...

:P -jay

Re: Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:04 pm
by lurch
Bah. But I'm just so tired of reading about Linden...

:P -jay
umm...I can only suggest..since I noticed your state of tiredness..that a read of the opening Chapter of FR,,in the Dissection forum...may bring you to a less weary state of mind,,as you progress...Then again..doing so may really exhaust you. I don't know.

Re: Double You. Tea. Eff.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:27 pm
by dlbpharmd
kevinswatch wrote:
Seareach wrote:
kevinswatch wrote:Ok, I haven't really finished Part 1 yet. I'm still on Ch. 11. But I got a little carried away and started skimming ahead (even though I forced myself for so long not to do so). But seriously...
Tut tut. You shouldn't skim. ;)
Bah. But I'm just so tired of reading about Linden...

:P -jay
Still, you really should learn to read a little faster. It's already been 7 months since FR's release!

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:34 am
by Ur Dead
The dissectings will be done before kevins finishes.

He is no Speed Racer!! :P

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:54 am
by kevinswatch
According this topic, I read Part 1 of Runes in 9 months. So at 7 months, I'm blazing!

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7330

At this rate, I should definitely beat my one-year record for Runes.-jay

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:29 pm
by drew
Jay...you're REALLY gunna be surprised when you find out that Kastenessen is really Dr Berford...but maybe I've said too much.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:01 pm
by tedzilla99
Don't mention the Starbucks Waymeets either - just too much info

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:09 am
by sherlock_525
WTF! kevinswatch get over the Linden thing dude! She's not TC oh well who the f@*k is? Anyway we all know Anele is going to save the land so does it really matter in the long run?

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:36 pm
by kevinswatch
Ok, it's pretty sad, but I finally finished Part 1 yesterday. It only took me... two weeks... to finish 1 chapter. Heh.-jay

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:22 pm
by lurch
I once p'offed a date because i made a wedge of cheese cake last for over 10 minutes. I savored every thin slice of it. It was delicious. Perhaps she was jealous.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:56 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
lurch wrote:I once p'offed a date because i made a wedge of cheese cake last for over 10 minutes. I savored every thin slice of it. It was delicious. Perhaps she was jealous.
:lol:
If she was a positive thinker you were giving her a clear indication of good times ahead!

Yeah, ahead.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:47 pm
by Fist and Faith
Jay!! I didn't know you'd started the book yet! Well done!! :D :D :D

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:37 pm
by drew
lurch wrote:I once p'offed a date because i made a wedge of cheese cake last for over 10 minutes. I savored every thin slice of it. It was delicious. Perhaps she was jealous.
Did you pretend there was a Lormaster at the tip of this wedge?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:40 am
by sweetbread
High Lord Tolkien wrote:
lurch wrote:I once p'offed a date because i made a wedge of cheese cake last for over 10 minutes. I savored every thin slice of it. It was delicious. Perhaps she was jealous.
:lol:
If she was a positive thinker you were giving her a clear indication of good times ahead!

Yeah, ahead.

ROFLMFAO!!!!


Soda pop.... sinuses..... oh, the agony!



But back to the topic. I knew who was really who when I read this section in the first chapter of the book:
Fatal Revenant, pg 11 wrote: "We're here. But we aren't just here." Then he sighed. "There's no good way to explain it. You don't have the experience to understand it." His brief smile reminded her that she had rarely seen such an expression on his face. Roger had smiled at her more often. "Jeremiah is here, but Foul still has him. I'm here, but I'm still part of the Arch of Time."
That pretty much did it for me. But, how Roger could look like Thomas, never mind know as much as he knew about the land, was beyond me. But it DOES make sense that Roger didn't know how Thomas had earned that scar on his forehead.... his Elohim acquired knowledge didn't give him insight to happenings in the real world; Roger had no idea that Thomas had slipped and hit his head on the corner of the bathroom sink....

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:30 pm
by Matthias
Wow. I guess I just don't get on the board as much as I should. Jay, if you don't mind my asking, why do you wait so long?