ABC of Did They Really Do That On Purpose?

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ABC of Did They Really Do That On Purpose?

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I thought of this one in the "Didn't make the cut" thread, and wondered if it might actually work, so here it is - the Kevin's Watch version of the Darwin awards. Starting things off...

Apply your tounge to a frozen flagpole.
- Woody -
Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!

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benchpressing a metric ton
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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chasing venomous reptiles bare handed (thinking of Austin Stevens...)
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diving into shark infested waters
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Eating maggots for a dollar a piece.
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But I love my wife more!

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forgetting who they are supposed to be working for
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giving themselves a lobotomy
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helping fidel gain power
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irritating wild carnivores
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joining the jim jones cult
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knitting with barbed wire instead of yarn
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Licking those colorful frogs
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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masticating those mushrooms
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Nosing around in the Mafia's business uninvited.
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Ordering something called "Death by..." anything.
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Puking on your best friend's new shoes. Twice.

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Quitting the tee-shirt shop on the beach to take a 6 figure job in the city.
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But I love my wife more!

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Racing against a police car... not by choice.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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we learned to talk."
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Slugging the policeman after he wins the race.
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Tying lit fireworks rockets to one's shoes in an attempt at flying with rocket-powered shoes.
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