Bloodguard Thug guarding Lord Foul
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:10 am
Thug - "you creep me out"
Foul - "ah, my most astute and vociferous Haruchai, do you not see the inevitable position in which I'm placed? How cosmic irrectitudes have set forth my path to redeem the discrepant cacophony that now placates the masses?"
Thug - "you really creep me out"
Foul - " alas, that all such as thee should perish in the desolation that hurtles toward us like meteors of mistrust, disconsolate thoughts forever burdening our conscience, cusing us to wonder, did we in fact cause such distress?"
Thug - "um, wait here a minute you freak, I'll be right back"
Foul - "and what of time should I worry? for does it not say to us, you too, do not matter?"
Thug - " Foul, is that like a nick-name or something? Lord school hazing thing? You have like a gas problem or something?
Foul - "and so do we all share such discomfortures upon birth lasting 'til death. I share my vapid vapidity unto the end with all who gain sufferance under my call!"
Thug - oooh kay, so like clarity isn't a strong point with you"
Foul - "and therefore I say to you! What hast all men wrought but utter despite!"
Thug - "Kay, now your really creeping me out. Kev know you're wound this tight?"
Foul - " Speak thee to me of the one to whom I must joust? For whom the land itself shall serve as wereguild to he or I whom claims victory?"
Thug - WHACK... "you okay dude? Sorry, I think ya needed that"
Foul - "Glooms descend! Black layerers of vitriolic vitriol scour your corpse upon feeding! I shake... "
Thug - WHACK!
Foul - I shall vent upon thee a thousand fold what discomfortures..."
Thug - "Kevin! hey Kev! Look, this Foul guy isn't quite..."
Kevin - "Forsooth! I spake none shall gainsay my decree of neutral..."
Thug - "screw this, frozen mountains, frigid chicks I can handle, nutbar Lords with Coles Notes English Lit, no way, I'm outta here."
Kevin - layered are the griefs of which we seek respite for..."
Thug - WHACK!
Foul - "ah, my most astute and vociferous Haruchai, do you not see the inevitable position in which I'm placed? How cosmic irrectitudes have set forth my path to redeem the discrepant cacophony that now placates the masses?"
Thug - "you really creep me out"
Foul - " alas, that all such as thee should perish in the desolation that hurtles toward us like meteors of mistrust, disconsolate thoughts forever burdening our conscience, cusing us to wonder, did we in fact cause such distress?"
Thug - "um, wait here a minute you freak, I'll be right back"
Foul - "and what of time should I worry? for does it not say to us, you too, do not matter?"
Thug - " Foul, is that like a nick-name or something? Lord school hazing thing? You have like a gas problem or something?
Foul - "and so do we all share such discomfortures upon birth lasting 'til death. I share my vapid vapidity unto the end with all who gain sufferance under my call!"
Thug - oooh kay, so like clarity isn't a strong point with you"
Foul - "and therefore I say to you! What hast all men wrought but utter despite!"
Thug - "Kay, now your really creeping me out. Kev know you're wound this tight?"
Foul - " Speak thee to me of the one to whom I must joust? For whom the land itself shall serve as wereguild to he or I whom claims victory?"
Thug - WHACK... "you okay dude? Sorry, I think ya needed that"
Foul - "Glooms descend! Black layerers of vitriolic vitriol scour your corpse upon feeding! I shake... "
Thug - WHACK!
Foul - I shall vent upon thee a thousand fold what discomfortures..."
Thug - "Kevin! hey Kev! Look, this Foul guy isn't quite..."
Kevin - "Forsooth! I spake none shall gainsay my decree of neutral..."
Thug - "screw this, frozen mountains, frigid chicks I can handle, nutbar Lords with Coles Notes English Lit, no way, I'm outta here."
Kevin - layered are the griefs of which we seek respite for..."
Thug - WHACK!
