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Your state sucks.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:36 am
by Cail
Did you hear there was a fire at the West Virginia governor's mansion? It burned down to the wheels.
The Saint John's river flows from south to north because Georgia sucks.
You went to Penn State? I'll speak slowly and use small words.
What'cha got?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:41 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Go to Maryland if you wanna catch crabs.
New Jersey eh? What exit?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:26 am
by Cheval
Finding New Jersey is easy... Go to New York and then just follow the stench.
Florida State Bird: Mosquito
Florida State Flower: Sand Spur (Those who live down here know what that is.)
Florida State Song: Gator Country (Molly Hatchet?)
See y'all in the Everglades!
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:35 am
by Cail
Florida: America's wang.
Rhode Island: At least we're not Delaware.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:37 pm
by lurch
Kansas...was offered as a homeland for Palestinian refugees,,and even they turned it down..
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:45 pm
by lurch
Iowa..a state in serious need for silicon implants
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:47 pm
by lurch
Nebraska...were life's goal is to reach " Hog Heaven"..
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:48 pm
by lurch
South Dakota....Why?
North Dakota...Why Not!
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:52 pm
by lurch
Oklahoma..were the daily minimum requirement for minerals is achieved by just breathing.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:54 pm
by lurch
Texas...where T Bone Pickens finally figured out a way to turn all that hot air into electricity.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:56 pm
by lurch
Maine..give it back to the Indians..
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:57 pm
by lurch
New Mexico..does it really belong to the USA?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:00 pm
by Brother Charn
Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in Kentucky? Can't figure out how to get 2 Qts water into that little packet.
Why don't they have ice in Kentucky? The old lady that knew the recipe died.
How did the Kentuckian break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
How do you get a one-armed Kentuckian out of a tree? Wave at him.
In Kentucky, family trees have no branches.
In Montana, they say "It's 10pm - is the snowplow put up?"
In California, they say "It's 10pm - is the convertible put up?"
In Iowa, they say "It's 10pm - is the tractor put up?"
In Maine, they say "It's 10pm - is the boat put up?"
In Kentucky, they say "It's 10pm - do you know what time it is?"
dw aka Brother Charn
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:00 pm
by lurch
Louisiana..where swamps are considered prime real estate.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:01 pm
by Brother Charn
Rhode Island - The second largest city in Massachusetts.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:03 pm
by lurch
Colorado..not a good place to smoke dope and fly a airplane at the same time.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:04 pm
by lurch
Idaho...where all the skin heads and neo fascists go on vacation.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:06 pm
by lurch
Mississippi..where half the population can't spell it.
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:09 pm
by lurch
Missouri...where the 3 stooges got the line.. " Hey Mo!"
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:10 pm
by I'm Murrin
Octuple posting? Don't let jay see this topic, heh.