Starting Bid: 1 Soul
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End Time: Seven times seven years:
Shipping Costs: I will not ship! come and get it groveler!
Ships to: Foul's Creche only
Item Location: Kiril Threndor (heart of)
History: 1 bid
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Description:
Barely Used! 1 Staff of Law, minty condition! Own a part of pathetic history that can make YOU a High Lord!
Beautifully crafted wood staff shod with metal heels that can cause sparks when slammed on stone! Crafted back in the days when people actually had balls, this staff saw a few occasions where it actually proved useful.
The last user gone completely, depressingly nutbar, this staff can be yours for a very very cheap price.
Use it to amaze your friends! Create sparks when you slam it on stone! and ... other... stuff...
Very useful when calling upon a ritual of desecration! Threaten enemies with impotence! Whack dogs and little kids getting in your way at the supermarket parking lot! Hang that nice sweater to dry that should NOT go in the dryer!. Do the "Kung-Fu fighting" dance at your next '80's reunion party!
As mentioned, I will not ship to anywhere except Foul's Creche. In fact it's best if you come pick it up. Note: current caretaker is a bit testy and drools, bring friends. Immortal, kick-the -shit -out -of anything friends are best.
Don't let this stick pass you by! Only known copy. Second edition is staggeringly expensive so this is the one for you!
Warning: do NOT let staff come in contact with white gold, could ruin your day.
BONUS: Winner will also receive FREE an original chip from the Illearth stone! No no, don't thank me...yet....
Return Policy: I'll take it off your hands again cheap!
Payment Details: Don't worry, I'll collect!
Other Options: snooze and lose : go back to My E-Bay
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- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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