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Foultars, 2nd Edition
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:24 am
by Worm of Despite
Welcome, customers. The latest iteration of Foultars has begun. We are improving our wares by adding the following personalities, in addition to Ted Danson and Tony Danza:
Bob Saget
In addition, customize your Foultars with one of two catchphrases:
"The 80s never ended!" or "The butler did it."
* a new phrase has been added: "Don't touch me!"
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Seller accepts White Gold Dollars. Please PM for a price quote or leave your request here.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:56 am
by Sorus
I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:05 am
by Auleliel
I'm assuming that anything else he made would be of similar quality to his current avatar?
P.S. Lord Foul, if you're that desperate for WGDs, you could just ask and I'd probably be willing to donate them...
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:12 am
by Worm of Despite
Sorus wrote:I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.
Is it my writing style or the giant Ted Danson head?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:20 am
by Auleliel
Both, I think.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:34 am
by dANdeLION
You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:54 am
by Sorus
Lord Foul wrote:Sorus wrote:I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.
Is it my writing style or the giant Ted Danson head?
The giant Ted Danson head, and the Bob Saget Threat.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:58 am
by Auleliel
dANdeLION wrote:You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.
Only six figures? You gotta be kidding.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:01 am
by Worm of Despite
dANdeLION wrote:You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.
You have the payment method bass-ackwards, though I'm sure the finished product will move you enough to fork over wads of steaming e-cash. We can negotiate price. That's insubstantial. What's important is you receive the "Foultar experience," which I'm still trying to quantify in words.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:09 am
by Sorus
"It won't make you go blind - unfortunately."
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:15 am
by Worm of Despite
Like a hairstyle catalogue, here are Foultars for your perusal. Unfortunately, Myste's Foultar was smitten and will never be seen again.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:43 am
by Avatar
Oh no...not again...
--A
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:59 am
by Warmark
Thread of the Year!
A Watchie must be on the way.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:44 am
by Menolly
...and here I thought I would be blessed with never having been exposed to a Foultar...
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:39 pm
by Worm of Despite
Menolly, your Foultar is 50% complete. Good luck.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:40 pm
by Menolly
Oh...heavens protect me...
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:31 pm
by dANdeLION
Lord Foul wrote:dANdeLION wrote:You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.
You have the payment method bass-ackwards.
No, I said what I mean and meant what I said. You may want to get rich with your foultars, but you'd have to pay me hansomely to use one. And even then, I'd likely just take your money and never use the foultar.