Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:08 pm**

Now here's a movie list I can dig.

Bodies of Work: 30 Unforgettable Nude Scenes

I can't find fault with it.

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:25 pm**

No Harvey Keitel in The Bad Lieutenant?

Or the random boobs in Airplane!

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:43 pm**

Sadly, there is too much sausage in this list. Funny how the sausage is often played for laughs. But this list does introduce me to the term GILF. And I agree about Helen Mirren, and she sure knows how to take a burger.

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:15 pm**

Eastern Promises is a great call. One of the most bizarre, captivating fight scenes of all time, for sure.

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:23 pm**

They forgot Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. I couldn't forget that scene even if I got alzheimers! Also, Heather Graham should have gotten the nod for being nude in Boogie Nights instead of Mark Wahlberg, or should I say his stunt double? And then there's Charlize Thereon in Cider House Rules....not that I'd ever watch a chick flick if I didn't have a good reason! I was researching Toby Maguire to see if he'd make a good Spiderman! Honest!

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:52 pm**

No Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High?

No credibility then...

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:41 pm**

No Chewbacca from Star Wars???

-jay

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:52 pm**

rdhopeca wrote:No Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High?

No credibility then...

Oh Hell yes....

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:02 pm**

rdhopeca wrote:No Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High?

No credibility then...

Good point. I think the list was trying to pick out nude scenes that were not just erotic, or beautiful, but jaw-dropping for one reason or another.
Agreed that the Cates pool scene from FTaRH needed to be in there.
And given this criteria, I totally agree with Uma Thurman from Baron Munchausen (stunning!), John CLeese from Wanda (hilariously unexpected --c'mon.. we EXPECT it from Ferral or Cohen...), and Charles Heston in Planet of the Apes. This was MOSES, running around nude with his 'johnthompson' waving around!

A glaring ommission I think is Julie Andrwes from SOB...

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:31 pm**

I couldn't think of any nudes scenes (at least until these posts reminded me of some.) Either that is a true testament to my marriage or I am a high caliber loser. Tough call.

Usivius wrote:This was MOSES, running around nude with his 'johnthompson' waving around!

No "parting the Red Sea with his staff" jokes? Anybody?

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:04 pm**

AjK wrote:I couldn't think of any nudes scenes (at least until these posts reminded me of some.) Either that is a true testament to my marriage or I am a high caliber loser. Tough call.

10+ years of me being an internet addict leaves me wondering what you people are even talking about?
Those are "nude scenes"?
Ok....
That's.......cute.
I'll leave you old people to reminisce about the good old days.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:14 pm**

Heh, yeah....I think I'm a bit jaded too. I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:41 pm**

High Lord Tolkien wrote:10+ years of me being an internet addict leaves me wondering what you people are even talking about?
Those are "nude scenes"?

At the risk of being presumptuous I think the porn genre was being consciously excluded from consideration. But you have a good point.

Cail wrote:I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.

Careful or else you'll end up like the guy who left the porn tape loop running overnight in the 1983 movie Brainstorm. (www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/)

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:43 pm**

Love that movie.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:55 pm**

Cail wrote:Love that movie.

I like almost anything Christopher Walken does, although I suspect that he would not make my Top 30 Nude Scenes list...

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:41 pm**

Several of these nudes scenes were so disturbing, I had to go watch a pig being slaughtered to get the traumatizing image out of my brain.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:07 pm**

Cail wrote:Heh, yeah....I think I'm a bit jaded too. I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.

ROTFLMAO!!! Post of the day without doubt.

--A

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:52 pm**

Cail wrote:Heh, yeah....I think I'm a bit jaded too. I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.

You're into ero guro?

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:10 am**

Way to make me Google my predilections Wylde.....Now I'm all self-conscious.

Any chance you've got three arms?

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:45 am**

Tampopo is the goddamn sexiest movie ever. I won't post any pics

since I'm not really sure if that's allowed, but here's a bit of summary:

In one sequence, inside their hotel room, they wriggle on the bed, like sensation-crazed toddlers gone mad, applying whipped cream and whatever else room service will provide to heighten their delirium. In pursuit of even higher-flying thrills, they execute the film's kinkiest stunt -- a long, soulful kiss in which an egg yolk is passed seductively, gently, back and forth between them until it breaks, spilling the yellow all over their clothes.

Hot.

EDIT-Actually the egg yolk pic is not nude so I'm going to try and find one.

Hahaha now that I've scared people out of the thread it's MINE to rule!