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Bodies of Work: 30 Unforgettable Nude Scenes
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Top 30 Nude Scenes
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No Harvey Keitel in The Bad Lieutenant?
Or the random boobs in Airplane!
Or the random boobs in Airplane!
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Sadly, there is too much sausage in this list. Funny how the sausage is often played for laughs. But this list does introduce me to the term GILF. And I agree about Helen Mirren, and she sure knows how to take a burger.
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They forgot Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. I couldn't forget that scene even if I got alzheimers! Also, Heather Graham should have gotten the nod for being nude in Boogie Nights instead of Mark Wahlberg, or should I say his stunt double? And then there's Charlize Thereon in Cider House Rules....not that I'd ever watch a chick flick if I didn't have a good reason! I was researching Toby Maguire to see if he'd make a good Spiderman! Honest!
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Oh Hell yes....rdhopeca wrote:No Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
No credibility then...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Good point. I think the list was trying to pick out nude scenes that were not just erotic, or beautiful, but jaw-dropping for one reason or another.rdhopeca wrote:No Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
No credibility then...
Agreed that the Cates pool scene from FTaRH needed to be in there.
And given this criteria, I totally agree with Uma Thurman from Baron Munchausen (stunning!), John CLeese from Wanda (hilariously unexpected --c'mon.. we EXPECT it from Ferral or Cohen...), and Charles Heston in Planet of the Apes. This was MOSES, running around nude with his 'johnthompson' waving around!
A glaring ommission I think is Julie Andrwes from SOB...
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I couldn't think of any nudes scenes (at least until these posts reminded me of some.) Either that is a true testament to my marriage or I am a high caliber loser. Tough call.
No "parting the Red Sea with his staff" jokes? Anybody?Usivius wrote:This was MOSES, running around nude with his 'johnthompson' waving around!
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10+ years of me being an internet addict leaves me wondering what you people are even talking about?AjK wrote:I couldn't think of any nudes scenes (at least until these posts reminded me of some.) Either that is a true testament to my marriage or I am a high caliber loser. Tough call.
Those are "nude scenes"?
Ok....
That's.......cute.
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Heh, yeah....I think I'm a bit jaded too. I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:10+ years of me being an internet addict leaves me wondering what you people are even talking about?
Those are "nude scenes"?
At the risk of being presumptuous I think the porn genre was being consciously excluded from consideration. But you have a good point.Cail wrote:I really can't get excited unless the woman's wearing a gas mask, missing a limb, and there's at least one barnyard animal in the picture.
Careful or else you'll end up like the guy who left the porn tape loop running overnight in the 1983 movie Brainstorm. (www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/)
Love that movie.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Way to make me Google my predilections Wylde.....Now I'm all self-conscious.
Any chance you've got three arms?
Any chance you've got three arms?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Tampopo is the goddamn sexiest movie ever. I won't post any pics 
since I'm not really sure if that's allowed, but here's a bit of summary:
EDIT-Actually the egg yolk pic is not nude so I'm going to try and find one.
Hahaha now that I've scared people out of the thread it's MINE to rule!
since I'm not really sure if that's allowed, but here's a bit of summary:
Hot.In one sequence, inside their hotel room, they wriggle on the bed, like sensation-crazed toddlers gone mad, applying whipped cream and whatever else room service will provide to heighten their delirium. In pursuit of even higher-flying thrills, they execute the film's kinkiest stunt -- a long, soulful kiss in which an egg yolk is passed seductively, gently, back and forth between them until it breaks, spilling the yellow all over their clothes.
EDIT-Actually the egg yolk pic is not nude so I'm going to try and find one.
Hahaha now that I've scared people out of the thread it's MINE to rule!