Join us! O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL! If you dare...

Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:09 am

Beware the magic words, O'HOAR-QFT-SOL. They are enchantment, meaning and intent, they are a Vow of commitment and ire; they are not known by many, and in times past, few ventured such ill as to invoke the bane of power that vibrates with the frequency of those words...

But the time has come, the need has arisen and action must be taken.

We have named Our Order after those terrifying and powerful words, seeking to forever meld our souls to the bane of destiny that is O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL! And none who take the Vow can ever break it, nor the power it invokes, nor the bond that it brings, for good or ill.

I have called you to this first meeting of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL:
Our Holy Order Against Repeated Quests for the Staff of Law!

Do not take this invitation lightly. Whether for or against the intent of the SoL, we believe it is imperative that this mindless repetition stop, forever! Now!

We will not stand for another Q'FT-SOL; we will fight to the death, and then beyond. The first Q'FT-SOL released the Illearth Stone upon the Land; it's destruction allowed the creation of the Sunbane! The second Q'FT-SOL was almost entirely contrived and in the end nearly pointless-and the loss of it led the way of Kevin's Dirt.

And Now. The Latest Q'FT-SOL has done harm unlike any before it...

...it has destroyed this place, left it in rubble, fallen to the dirt- rock hewn from rock, desolate and barren! Will you allow this afront to go unanswered, this destruction of this fabled place unvengified?!

You must choose sides. At the end of this war, one side...

...will be SOL!

It is sooth, that the legends are true of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL: a Troll from long ago uttered these words, foretelling of a time when they would invoke power, foretelling of a time when that bane would awaken within the form of a Holy Order...

...Our Holy Order! And men, women, and others would hear it's call and know that it's purpose was true, though many would doubt.

And now, chant with me brothers, and sisters and hermi's...let us form this bane and bond, let us link our souls to Our Holy Order, to each-other, to O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!

All those who have uttered the Holy Words three times fast are now part of Our Holy Order...the rest of you reading these words are now enemies, and henceforth must be destroyed or rebutted, whichever applies to the situation.

Fellow Orderites, let us discuss our Vows:

- We will do whatever it takes to make sure there is never again another Q'FT-SOL!

- We will plan and whisper in secret what we intend, and then when we have our victim ready, we will monologue these purposes whilst pacing and gloating to the heavens.

- We will fight our foes, arguing our ends, justifying our means, with those who oppose us.

- We will seek to become like Our Father Troll, O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL!

Here, on the rubble that was Kevin's Watch, your Vow's have been heard and excepted...and accepted.

Now, let us discuss our future, our plans, and our intentions...

Post by **Ur Dead** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:30 am

and more words of power.

Spoiler

Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang! .... Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla... walla... bing... bang!

Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:41 am

You are brave to use those words, Ur Dead.

Post by **Ur Dead** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:04 am

Either that or I'm going senile..

Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:55 pm

Ur Dead wrote:Either that or I'm going senile..

Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:56 pm

jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:
Ur Dead wrote:Either that or I'm going senile..

Do the Dead age, then? Do their minds detieroroeeroratate...t?

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:22 pm

jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:Do the Dead age, then? Do their minds detieroroeeroratate...t?

The Dead are forbidden to answer.

Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:03 pm

"The way is shut..."

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:00 am

Waka laka waka laka waka laka...

Post by **amanibhavam** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:39 am

I need only one word of power.

Ni!

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:09 pm

At first glance of the thread title, I thought someone was posting in Klingonese.

Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:59 pm

I didn't know anyone else on the Watch spoke it...

Post by **matrixman** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:49 pm

THOOLAH may be the most famous (infamous) acronym on KW, but I think O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL takes the prize for thinking outside the box. Well done! (Regardless of my own position on the Order's stated aims.

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Post by **rdhopeca** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:11 am

matrixman wrote:THOOLAH may be the most famous (infamous) acronym on KW, but I think O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL takes the prize for thinking outside the box. Well done! (Regardless of my own position on the Order's stated aims. )

I suppose it would be pronounced O WHORE KIFFUT SAWL?

Post by **Auleliel** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:04 am

rdhopeca wrote:
matrixman wrote:THOOLAH may be the most famous (infamous) acronym on KW, but I think O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL takes the prize for thinking outside the box. Well done! (Regardless of my own position on the Order's stated aims. )
I suppose it would be pronounced O WHORE KIFFUT SAWL?

I was thinking O HO-ER KIFT SOLE, but I like your pronunciation better.

Post by **matrixman** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:07 am

Both versions sound good to me!

What it reminds me of is not Klingonese (which I'm not an expert on, anyway) but Fremen speech. Doesn't it sound uncannily like something they would say?

Post by **Auleliel** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:09 am

It's not quite arabic-ish enough...

Post by **rdhopeca** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:02 am

anything that starts "o whore" tends to get people's attention...

Post by **Vraith** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:16 am

rdhopeca wrote:anything that starts "o whore" tends to get people's attention...

And for good reason, whether you love them or hate them...(Hmmmm...or ARE them I suppose

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Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:34 am

Anyone know how I can set my quote as a link to this thread?