Join us! O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL! If you dare...
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:09 am
Beware the magic words, O'HOAR-QFT-SOL. They are enchantment, meaning and intent, they are a Vow of commitment and ire; they are not known by many, and in times past, few ventured such ill as to invoke the bane of power that vibrates with the frequency of those words...
But the time has come, the need has arisen and action must be taken.
We have named Our Order after those terrifying and powerful words, seeking to forever meld our souls to the bane of destiny that is O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL! And none who take the Vow can ever break it, nor the power it invokes, nor the bond that it brings, for good or ill.
I have called you to this first meeting of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL:
Our Holy Order Against Repeated Quests for the Staff of Law!
Do not take this invitation lightly. Whether for or against the intent of the SoL, we believe it is imperative that this mindless repetition stop, forever! Now!
We will not stand for another Q'FT-SOL; we will fight to the death, and then beyond. The first Q'FT-SOL released the Illearth Stone upon the Land; it's destruction allowed the creation of the Sunbane! The second Q'FT-SOL was almost entirely contrived and in the end nearly pointless-and the loss of it led the way of Kevin's Dirt.
And Now. The Latest Q'FT-SOL has done harm unlike any before it...
...it has destroyed this place, left it in rubble, fallen to the dirt- rock hewn from rock, desolate and barren! Will you allow this afront to go unanswered, this destruction of this fabled place unvengified?!
You must choose sides. At the end of this war, one side...
...will be SOL!
It is sooth, that the legends are true of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL: a Troll from long ago uttered these words, foretelling of a time when they would invoke power, foretelling of a time when that bane would awaken within the form of a Holy Order...
...Our Holy Order! And men, women, and others would hear it's call and know that it's purpose was true, though many would doubt.
And now, chant with me brothers, and sisters and hermi's...let us form this bane and bond, let us link our souls to Our Holy Order, to each-other, to O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
All those who have uttered the Holy Words three times fast are now part of Our Holy Order...the rest of you reading these words are now enemies, and henceforth must be destroyed or rebutted, whichever applies to the situation.
Fellow Orderites, let us discuss our Vows:
- We will do whatever it takes to make sure there is never again another Q'FT-SOL!
- We will plan and whisper in secret what we intend, and then when we have our victim ready, we will monologue these purposes whilst pacing and gloating to the heavens.
- We will fight our foes, arguing our ends, justifying our means, with those who oppose us.
- We will seek to become like Our Father Troll, O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL!
Here, on the rubble that was Kevin's Watch, your Vow's have been heard and excepted...and accepted.
Now, let us discuss our future, our plans, and our intentions...
But the time has come, the need has arisen and action must be taken.
We have named Our Order after those terrifying and powerful words, seeking to forever meld our souls to the bane of destiny that is O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL! And none who take the Vow can ever break it, nor the power it invokes, nor the bond that it brings, for good or ill.
I have called you to this first meeting of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL:
Our Holy Order Against Repeated Quests for the Staff of Law!
Do not take this invitation lightly. Whether for or against the intent of the SoL, we believe it is imperative that this mindless repetition stop, forever! Now!
We will not stand for another Q'FT-SOL; we will fight to the death, and then beyond. The first Q'FT-SOL released the Illearth Stone upon the Land; it's destruction allowed the creation of the Sunbane! The second Q'FT-SOL was almost entirely contrived and in the end nearly pointless-and the loss of it led the way of Kevin's Dirt.
And Now. The Latest Q'FT-SOL has done harm unlike any before it...
...it has destroyed this place, left it in rubble, fallen to the dirt- rock hewn from rock, desolate and barren! Will you allow this afront to go unanswered, this destruction of this fabled place unvengified?!
You must choose sides. At the end of this war, one side...
...will be SOL!
It is sooth, that the legends are true of O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL: a Troll from long ago uttered these words, foretelling of a time when they would invoke power, foretelling of a time when that bane would awaken within the form of a Holy Order...
...Our Holy Order! And men, women, and others would hear it's call and know that it's purpose was true, though many would doubt.
And now, chant with me brothers, and sisters and hermi's...let us form this bane and bond, let us link our souls to Our Holy Order, to each-other, to O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
O'HOAR-QFT-SOL!
All those who have uttered the Holy Words three times fast are now part of Our Holy Order...the rest of you reading these words are now enemies, and henceforth must be destroyed or rebutted, whichever applies to the situation.
Fellow Orderites, let us discuss our Vows:
- We will do whatever it takes to make sure there is never again another Q'FT-SOL!
- We will plan and whisper in secret what we intend, and then when we have our victim ready, we will monologue these purposes whilst pacing and gloating to the heavens.
- We will fight our foes, arguing our ends, justifying our means, with those who oppose us.
- We will seek to become like Our Father Troll, O'HOAR-Q'FT-SOL!
Here, on the rubble that was Kevin's Watch, your Vow's have been heard and excepted...and accepted.
Now, let us discuss our future, our plans, and our intentions...
