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Cracked's 7 Insane Ads

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...That Have No Clue What They're Selling
These are usually pretty funny (much thanks to Cail for posting them), but every one of these had me laughing. Personally, 6 was my favorite.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Wow, I couldn't make it past the two lesbian lumberjacks chopping the monstrous (apparently orange juice filled) tree guy. 8O
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I'm sickened, laughing, crying, and horrified, all at once.

What does that feel like, you ask? Imagine coughing up your brother's kidney.

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Truly horrifying - but I haven't laughed so much in a long time! The author's descriptions make it hysterical!
The offering of animated baby bones seems to have pleased the bovine deity and, as thanks, it unleashes a waterfall of milk from its swollen udders, bathing the undead army in a thick white liquid ...
Realizing the driver doesn't have car insurance, the passenger comes to the obvious conclusion that it must have been Eagle Man who landed on their roof just now.
It is at this point that we all succumb to mind diarrhea.
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Give it time. Those will be classics after people start pushung the envelope frther.
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WHAT. THE. F***.

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