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LESSER KNOWN STAFFS of power
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:56 am
by jackgiantkiller
The Staff of procastination, still waiting to be made
The Staff of procedure, made from the one photocopier, sends out wards of warning in the form of memo's
The staff of motivational speaking, gets your middle ranking lords and lorewardens to work smarter not harder, Do teambuilding excercises.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:36 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:56 pm
by Vraith
High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
hmm...I thought that was Love Gun, therefore off topic and technologically inappropriate.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:51 pm
by Krazy Kat
The Staff of Life. A French stick filled with cheese and pickle, and lashings of mustard.
...mmm, mustard...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:39 am
by Infelice
Vraith wrote:High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
hmm...I thought that was Love Gun, therefore off topic and technologically inappropriate.
A technological staff of love.... hmmmm Let me ponder the possibilities
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:42 am
by peter
High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean
insert joke here, or
insert joke here.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:02 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
peter wrote:High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean
insert joke here, or
insert joke here.
Yes.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:08 pm
by Vraith
High Lord Tolkien wrote:peter wrote:High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Do you mean
insert joke here, or
insert joke here.
Yes.
Hoooneeey!!??? Time for your Test of Truth....
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:31 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
I've got the Staph of Infection.
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:20 pm
by Orlion
Shuram Gudatetris wrote:I've got the Staph of Infection.
Clever use of words, Shuram... though no doubt, this is one staff that ought to be broken, and soon! Get well soon!
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:47 am
by Ur Dead
The Staff of the staff. Used to summon large numbers of office workers.
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:13 am
by peter
Shuram Gudatetris wrote:I've got the Staph of Infection.
That would be a Staffalococcus - I can see it in your eye. (Ouch - sorry about that
).
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:49 am
by Thorhammerhand
Staff of Modship (as bestowed on all forum moderators)
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:45 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Staff of Cake It was a staff.......made of....ummmm....cake.
The staff ov bites
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:34 pm
by jackgiantkiller
The staff ov BITES
Made from the zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one tree
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:04 pm
by wayfriend
Ur Dead wrote:The Staff of the staff. Used to summon large numbers of office workers.
The Staff of Stuff. Used to summon all sorts of equipment and furniture. Also useful on days of thanksgiving.
The Staff of Stiff. Don't ask me, ask Bob Dole.
The Staff of Steff. She won't like it if you play with it, so just put it down and walk away.
The Staff of Stife. It's hot.
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:39 pm
by Krazy Kat
The Staff of Good Luck
the mascot of the Lorestraat, a bull terrier named Buster.
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:34 pm
by Lord of the Gyre
Staff of, uh, er, well...it has a name, ok?!
Powerful staff made by um, I guess a Lord or something that probably does something really cool if you uh, say some words that like, have magical properties or some other kind of thing...I think.
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:12 am
by Ur Dead
The Staff by any other name.. Starts out a a rod.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:50 am
by Cheval
Staff of Light:
It only has 1/2 the calories of the other staffs.