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Real movie titles that sound like pornos
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:17 am
by Cagliostro
If need be, this could go to Mallorys
400 Blows
The Beastmaster
Up
Lord of the Rings
Little Miss Sunshine
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
Kiki's Delivery Service
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:39 am
by Akasri
Snatch
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:38 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Kick Ass
Iron Man
American Gigolo
Where the Wild Things Are
Blow
Heat
Die Hard
The Postman
Footloose
Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Blue Thunder
Jackie Brown
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Godfather II - Electric Boogaloo
Hercules in New York
Supergirl
Superman IV - The Quest for Piece
The Punisher
Hulk
Kiss of the Spider Woman
The Black Hole
Turner and Hooch
Moonwalker
Dirty Dancing
Waterworld
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
My Stepmother is an Alien
Choke
Passion of the Christ
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:03 pm
by [Syl]
The Dirty Dozen
Jersey Girl
Swingers
Naked Lunch
Pecker
Dick
And
this thread.
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:31 pm
by dANdeLION
Naked Gun
Dr. Strangelove
Twins
Big
Octopussy
Free Willy
Toy Story
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:26 pm
by Stone Magnet
Ahahaha. Top man.
Striptease
Long Way Down
Sin City I and (soon) II
The Vagina Monologues (I know it's a play 
)
Mystery of the Peach
Rocky IV
Romancing the Stone
Lethal Weapon 4
Home Alone 4
Beauty and the Beast
Fantasia (think about it)
City of Men
Boogeyman 3
A Family Affair
Love Finds Andy Hardy
Andy Hardy Meets Debutante
The Ring 2
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:56 pm
by Tulizar
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
Godfather II - Electric Boogaloo
Man I loved this movie! The Corleone's owned the break dance scene back in the day!
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:11 pm
by Kil Tyme
A Shot in the Dark
By Dawn's Early Light
Pale Rider
Hot Fuzz
12 O'Clock High
Time After Time
The Thing
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:40 pm
by rdhopeca
Sudden Impact
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:36 pm
by Cagliostro
Stone Magnet wrote:
Mystery of the Peach
And for that matter, James and the Giant Peach.
A friend suggested 3 Men & A Baby, but that's in really bad taste, so I'm not posting it.
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:13 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Clash of the Titans
Whore
White
The Big Lebowksi
Flash Gordon
Jumpin Jack Flash
Jack
Sleepy Hollow
The Sweetest Thing
King Kong
The Little Mermaid
Deep Impact
Armageddon
Lady and the Tramp
Sins of the Father
Pretty in Pink
Lean on Me
Broken Arrow
Red Dawn
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:21 am
by Stone Magnet
Cagliostro wrote:
A friend suggested 3 Men & A Baby, but that's in really bad taste, so I'm not posting it.
Ah...but you just did!
Muhaha...
Deep Impact
Damn...beat me to it.
White Chicks
Wild Hogs
Let's Go To Prison
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
Sex Drive
Black Christmas
Hancock
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:49 pm
by wayfriend
I thought this was apropos.
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:27 pm
by Cagliostro
Mein gott! Is that really the tag line for that film? Ughhh...
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:40 pm
by Krazy Kat
Fist of Fury
Enter the Dragon
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:54 pm
by wayfriend
Cagliostro wrote:Mein gott! Is that really the tag line for that film? Ughhh...
(It's not just the tag-line ... consider the positions of the bears in the picture ... and then wonder what the smiles are for ... ) It seems accidental to me. But I think that one's gotta get into the all time advertising mistake hall of fame, right up there with Bite the Wax Tadpole.
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:09 am
by Harbinger
When I was a teen, we used to do this with hymns at church and try to keep from totally losing it.
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
O Come, All Ye Faithful
Ah, hell, I can't remember them all; But there were a lot of them something like "Come Like a Fountain" and "Jesus Lifted my Sword" or something and I think there was even one about loving sheep or something.
Laughing that hard and trying to hold in the sound- man those were fun times.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:33 am
by Mr. Broken
James and the Giant Peach.
Kung Fu Hustle
Band of Brothers
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:56 am
by drew
Eighteen, Asian and Anal.
Oh Wait, I think thats a real porn.