forbidden movies!

[Lord Zombiac]

Being very sensitive as a child, due to finding my grandmother dead at when I was only 3, it was the job of my brothers to shelter me from certain things.
One movie I was absolutely forbidden to see was "night of the living dead" which was widely acclaimed as the scariest movie ever made.
I saw it at a D&D convention at Rice University at the age of 11. At the time, my concept of horror movies was Hammer pictures or Roger Corman films.
Needless to say I was scared shitless and was looking behind every tree for a zombie. I loved it!
Another film my brothers alerted my parents against was "KISS meets the phantom of the park" which was going to air on television.
KISS apparently meant "Knights In Satan's Service," Gene Simmon's tongue was said to be a surgically added cow tongue, and Peter Cris was said to have died in a car crash in Detroit and his death covered up with the use of a look-alike.
I got around this by asking my teacher to have me write a review of the film. My parents now had to make me watch!
A rather bad movie, but I was young enough to enjoy it.