Covenant's Last Spoken Words in AATE

Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:16 am

"Turn out the lights, the party's startin'!"

Post by **lurch** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:18 am

" Okay! ..so I missed the electric bill!!..I..I've been really busy lately..aah c'mon, you know i'm good for it!!...HELLFIRE!!

or..

" Geeesh!! I thought they'd never take down their xmas lights!!

Post by **lurch** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:51 am

" Alright everybody ..on 3..one ..two..

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when the clouds are grey
You'll never know dear , how much I love you,
so please, don't take my sunshine away..

C'mon every body!! that means You Two! lets go, Clyme! Branl! second verse just like the first...
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when the clouds are grey
You'll never know dear , how much I love you,
so please, don't take my sunshine away..

I mean Everybody!!! Feroce!! Lurker!! I Can't heeear You!!..just like the first!
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...Much Better Lurker!! Keep it up!
You make me happy, when the clouds are grey
You'll never know dear , how much I love you,
so please don't take my sunshine away..

Great!! Great!..one more time and lets let'em hear us all the way back to Revelstone!! Here we Go!!
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...EveryThing YA GOT NOW!!
You make me happy, when the clouds are grey
You'll never know dear , how much I love you,
so please don't take my sunshine away.."

Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:02 am

lurch wrote:" Okay! ..so I missed the electric bill!!..I..I've been really busy lately..aah c'mon, you know i'm good for it!!...HELLFIRE!!

Try -

"But I thought somebody paid that bill!"

"That was nine books ago, Mr. Covenant."

Post by **lurch** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:39 am

TheWormoftheWorld'sEnd wrote:
lurch wrote:" Okay! ..so I missed the electric bill!!..I..I've been really busy lately..aah c'mon, you know i'm good for it!!...HELLFIRE!!
Try -

"But I thought somebody paid that bill!"

"That was nine books ago, Mr. Covenant."

Excellent!!

or...

STEVE!!! what the hellfire are ya doin!!?? NO! NO NO NOOOO! C'mon!! Haven't I suffered for you enough?? Stop IT! I Just..NO!! I ain't gonna go through what ever it takes to undo this catastrophe you're cookin up..NO..Thats IT..I've had enough! UUUH AAH!..NO MAS! STEVE!! Listen to me!!..ya sadistic s.o.b! Start turnin those lites back on or thats it!! I'm outta here! There it IS ,Plain and Simple ya freak! Take it down a few notches or you're gonna have to find yourself another whipping boy! Matter of fact ya looney tune,,I want guaranteed rainbows marshmellows and women. lots of women for all that I have done for you, over the years, you crazy bastard! And before I step one foot into the Last Dark..in writing, yea thats right, black and white, I want KindWind..for a night..yea..her breast plates are big enough to carry water for the whole troupe and I want to go swimmin!! HEY! No dealin here Steve! Make it happen or your favorite target of torture is outta here!! Got It!! GOOD! Geesh guy..for all that you've put me thru..did it ever once..JUST ONCE occur to you..on your own.. that maybe..just MAY BE..you could do something nice for me? You sick bastard!!

Post by **Cambo** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:27 am

"Oh, man, the stars are going out. I think this stuff's starting to kick in..."

Post by **Savor Dam** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:39 am

"Captain, all the stars have gone out!"

"Lieutenant, if you lean on that button one more time, I will have you ejected into hyperspace through the garbage chutes..."

(bonus points for those who know where this comes from...double bonus for correcting my sanitization of the quote)

Post by **Orlion** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:01 pm

TC:"Linden, What have you done?"
Infelice: "She's forgotten the beer, Timewarden!"
Kevin:"Slay her! She doesn't deserve life!"
Berek:"That's not cool, Kevin, she's clearly been cutting herself, she's on the edge as it is..."

Post by **Vraith** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:59 pm

Heh...you might be more right than you know, because in addition to:

lurch wrote:" Alright everybody ..on 3..one ..two..

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when the clouds are grey
You'll never know dear , how much I love you,
so please, don't take my sunshine away..

That song includes the lines:

When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried.

But if you leave me
To love another
You'll regret it all some day;

But now you've left me
And love another
You have shattered all my dreams;

It's not the happy little ditty peeps seem to think....

Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:35 pm

Orlion wrote:TC:"Linden, What have you done?"
Infelice: "She's forgotten the beer, Timewarden!"
Kevin:"Slay her! She doesn't deserve life!"
Berek:"That's not cool, Kevin, she's clearly been cutting herself, she's on the edge as it is..."

Heh, wrong book, but kind of relevant to AATE too.

Post by **Jadawin24** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:12 pm

TC says to Lindin, "you got to do something! The stars are going out!"

Linden replies, "Damm it Thomas, I'm a Doctor, Not the Lighting Tech!"

TC replies, "Damm union workers!"

Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:31 pm

Jadawin24 wrote:TC says to Lindin, "you got to do something! The stars are going out!"

Linden replies, "Damm it Thomas, I'm a Doctor, Not the Lighting Tech!"

TC replies, "Damm union workers!"

I think the real problem is that it's Labor Day in the Land (for those from outside the US, that is the big union three-day weekend holiday here.)

Post by **lurch** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:49 am

Creator..." ELVIS..HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! "

Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:00 am

Covenant: "I'd give anything for a gryphon right about now!"

Post by **ur-Timewarden** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:01 am

Covenant: "Lord Foul is a woman!?!?!"

Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:02 am

ur-Timewarden wrote:Covenant: "Lord Foul is a woman!?!?!"

I don't know why he would say that, but funny anyway. "Lady Foul."

Post by **lurch** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:32 am

...she loves me....she loves me not....she loves me...she loves me not..

Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:33 am

lurch wrote:...she loves me....she loves me not....she loves me...she loves me not..

You don't mean "She who must not be named loves me... She who must not be named loves me not... She who must not be named loves me... She who must not be named loves me not..."

Correct?

Post by **lurch** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:59 am

TheWormoftheWorld'sEnd wrote:
lurch wrote:...she loves me....she loves me not....she loves me...she loves me not..
You don't mean "She who must not be named loves me... She who must not be named loves me not... She who must not be named loves me... She who must not be named loves me not..."

Correct?

Correct..swmnbn does not love..period.

....." what was it Sagan said...bbiillions and bbiillions..soooo, at this rate..oh there goes another one..lets see..uuuhhh..mmmm..gik...a couple of hundred million years, rounded down, plus or minus a few..yep thats all the Land has left. Now in real time that would beeee....oh my..37 minutes and 15 seconds..Better get goin!! "

Post by **Jadawin24** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:07 pm

The following historical record was made at the time of the end of all things:

TC: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

WATWE: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

TC: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.

WATWE: I am the Worm at the World’s End. I am the most power creature in the sea. I demand you change your course 15 degrees North or I will use the full measure of my power to sink you!!

TC. I am in a lighthouse, so fuck off!

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Covenant's Last Spoken Words in AATE

Covenant's Last Spoken Words in AATE