Kevin's Watch

Aliantha has challenged me to write a bodice ripper so here is the official thread for suggestions because I will need your help. Post any opinions such as settings, ideas etc here. An example of such would be "a pirate adventure" or "make the male lead a prude" and so forth. As I make decisions and start writing I'll post chapters in another thread which I will start at that time and ask that you guys post critiques/further suggestions/mockery in this thread. Got it? GOT IT? GO!

there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...

Oh there will be. Help me come up with the scenario and I'll do the parts about low cut bodices with heaving breasts and slight tinges of fear and turgid members burgeoning at the ties of breeches.

maybe bosoms? the two main characters have to hate each other at first. then something brings them together. a war, flood, etc. then they get it on. then they split up. then they get married and have kids.

Taking into account the Watch name of the author and how we all know her balanced skill-set, is our expectation strictly a narrative novel of significantly salacious titillating text or also an attractively amorous torch tome containing an ample archive of intriguing imagery and generously gratuitous graphics?

(take that alliteration police!)

Pictures! We Want Pictures!!

i demand pictures as well jenn. we in some turn of the century frilly thing with bodice ample.

I selflessly volunteer myself as a model for the illustrations.

And I guarantee I'll buy at least five copies when it goes to print.

well i can buy one and get julie to buy another. as long as i can get them signed.

sgt.null wrote:there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...

The man is on to something.

At least one scene must involve sweltering summer heat and single drops of sweat trickling into places where lead characters are soon to follow.

Damelon wrote:

sgt.null wrote:there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...

The man is on to something.

add sweltering bosoms, bosoms that swelter and some some swelter / some bosoms to that list.

Make it take place in a bookshop. Words are sexy

Rigel wrote:Make it take place in a bookshop. Words are sexy

AND, make the keyboard and the pages get all hot and bothered for each other by what's happening...alas, their love will remain unfulfilled...all they'll ever share is....




letters.

Ayup All...

We also need full, Dark, Areolas, Full, round Thighs and Plump Pudenda...

A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere. Or at least the Staff Of Law (lessness).

Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere. Or at least the Staff Of Law (lessness).

Or at least someone using a staff on Lucy Lawless.

Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere.

Ayup All...

No. Just Hermione... (OK, I'm SICK !)

feanor wrote:

Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere.

Ayup All...

No. Just Hermione... (OK, I'm SICK !)

Nah, you're just a victim of SNL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9bxeGklpzc

Ayup Rigel...

You're not wrong there !

I remember feeling sooo Bad not bookmarking this when it first came out. And then it was banned before I could get back to it. Thanks for the Opportunity to do so! It's just so right. And it did my own wand some good too ! I ALWAYS think of this Skit when I hear Li-Lo mentioned...

Library in space. That crash lands on a barbaric planet circling a black hole... and a duck...